Look what turned up - I'm made !!!

[bkrumme]

Haha... I'm not sure if this was a joke or legit.
It makes sense either way.

Damn dirty yellow toothed Poms

Kinda both

 

[DrGonzo5150]

I thought i should add that in addition to bad teeth, they can't play cricket...
And that Australian Rules Football (AFL) is superior in every way to soccer.

I mean the Irish were halfway there with Gaelic football.. but soccer

 

[jamminjim]

Sir Spud - glad to see ye finally has gotten a lifetime supply of the infamous Murphys Oil soap. Here's lookin at ye... (raises a toast with a bottle of Honey Brown) here here!!

Cheers!!

 

[NorM]

I just wanted to post to say I didn't even read the third page of this thread.

 

[Coffeemug]

I thought i should add that in addition to bad teeth, they can't play cricket...
And that Australian Rules Football (AFL) is superior in every way to soccer.

I mean the Irish were halfway there with Gaelic football.. but soccer

Very thin ice you're walking on here...

 

[MrMusashi]

if possible id take a cup of that... oh.. it wasnt whiskey? never mind then

MrM

 

[ShaneV]

Congrats on your aquisition bro'. That stuff is as rare as hen's teeth in the UK. I am so jealous (and I'm not sure why...it's soap forgawdssake...)

Man, I just washed the floor with some yesterday. Is that like lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill to you guys?

 

[Craiguitar]

Man, I just washed the floor with some yesterday. Is that like lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill to you guys?

Yup.

Now quit teasing us already, and get back to your mopping.... grrr

 

[Spudmurphy]

Just a couple of things here:-

The first Ashes Test starts in CARDIFF tomorrow - looking forward to the Test matches this summer. I think the Aussies will need a good spinner for the Cardiff wicket - do they have one now?

Yeah Murphy's is IMPOSSIBLE to get here - £2.85 to buy online and £20 postage - rip off!!

Scoobysteve - I will be buried with the Jubilee - and any more jokes like that - and it will be soon!!

GW davis - check yer PM's

PSpirkby check yer pm's

No new guitars in the pipeline as #2 son will start uni this year

 

[Spudmurphy]

geez that is not cool

Well hang around for a while and you'll pick up on my twisted humour - I'm all good really

 

[Spudmurphy]

Man, I just washed the floor with some yesterday. Is that like lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill to you guys?

I love sniffing it !!!

You can wash your car with it too!!!!!

 

[MrMusashi]

I love sniffing it !!!

You can wash your car with it too!!!!!

hehe.. you got an old wood frame car spud?

MrM

 

[73h Nils]

I vote lifetime ban for this treachery

 

[DrGonzo5150]

Very thin ice you're walking on here...

Nah. Just stirring
Really talking like that could probably get you lynched in a passionate football community.

Spud is spot on. It will definitely be intersting to see how the cricket pans out.

 

[ScoobySteve]

This thread has taught me to be grateful for Murphy's oil soap. I normally give it no thought strolling past it on the bottom rack at the super market.

 

[Warg Master]

Bastard!!!

I vote for DELETION!!!

 

[Spudmurphy]

Deletion, extradition, lifetime ban ???
M'lud - I stand before you with mitigating circumstances.
1) I got very excited about getting some Murphys.
2) So much so I wanted to share my "good news" with my e-buddies.
3) They all like being taunted really - so my plan to taunt them with pics of a guitar case set their minds into the thought process of "wow - Spud has a new guitar".
4)The punch line (of finally displaying a bottle of Murphys in said guitar case) was thwarted somewhat by the plundering and displaying of said punch line picture, by my fellow knucklehead Beej.

So I stand before you, m'lud, with a separate list of Good deeds also in mitigation, in the hope that I get away with a warning and am ordered to play with my balls at least 2 hours a day.

Wonderdog - heeeeelllpppp!

 

[Spudmurphy]

This thread has taught me to be grateful for Murphy's oil soap. I normally give it no thought strolling past it on the bottom rack at the super market.

SS your my new bestest friend

 

[bkrumme]

Deletion, extradition, lifetime ban ???
M'lud - I stand before you with mitigating circumstances.
1) I got very excited about getting some Murphys.
2) So much so I wanted to share my "good news" with my e-buddies.
3) They all like being taunted really - so my plan to taunt them with pics of a guitar case set their minds into the thought process of "wow - Spud has a new guitar".
4)The punch line (of finally displaying a bottle of Murphys in said guitar case) was thwarted somewhat by the plundering and displaying of said punch line picture, by my fellow knucklehead Beej.

So I stand before you, m'lud, with a separate list of Good deeds also in mitigation, in the hope that I get away with a warning and am ordered to play with my balls at least 2 hours a day.

Wonderdog - heeeeelllpppp!

Just for this plea, I vote extradition to the US where Spud must put his new bottle of Murphy's to work on all forumites' dirty maple necks!

 

[MrMusashi]

nah.. with a bottle that size he has to do the european "clean out" tour.. gheheh

so when are you coming to norway?

MrM