adamcrnll
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up with hope! down with dope! keep the faith
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up with hope! down with dope! keep the faith
Big Poppa
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Dear Dad, (can I call you that)
IT's me....85436. My Friends cal me Lou.
I had mixed feelings about you and your attempts to reconnect with me after just dumping me in to the cold. I first I was cold and bedless as GC kept my case. But after blaming you and hating you for all of these years I was lucky enough to end up with a new dad that talked to me and set me up with a therapist that helped me forgive you.
I forgive you. I am very happy where I am now. The winters are kinda rough but I've taken up snowboarding. In the summers I just like to lay around on the couch and see if I can get picked up. That must be what I inherited from you.
If you get a chance could you tell me more about my family and iff you have abandoned any of my brothers or sisters?
Sincerly, LOU
P.S. I hear that I have some 1/2 brothers named Wolfgang and Charvel....I cant imagine that they have turned out as good as me.
IT's me....85436. My Friends cal me Lou.
I had mixed feelings about you and your attempts to reconnect with me after just dumping me in to the cold. I first I was cold and bedless as GC kept my case. But after blaming you and hating you for all of these years I was lucky enough to end up with a new dad that talked to me and set me up with a therapist that helped me forgive you.
I forgive you. I am very happy where I am now. The winters are kinda rough but I've taken up snowboarding. In the summers I just like to lay around on the couch and see if I can get picked up. That must be what I inherited from you.
If you get a chance could you tell me more about my family and iff you have abandoned any of my brothers or sisters?
Sincerly, LOU
P.S. I hear that I have some 1/2 brothers named Wolfgang and Charvel....I cant imagine that they have turned out as good as me.
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lenny
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SteveB
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Was that LOU 812? 
Quarter
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LoL ... Here's hoping for a joyful reunion!
Jim Warnstedt
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The half brothers that BP has refered to are the red headed step children variety. They truly know what it is like to be dumped aside! Don't worry Barry, I will help you find your lost baby....just like I have with your others
Big Poppa
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glad I could help. Some of you need to think twice before discarding your children. I have had a talk with Lou and his new dad can play faster than B.
lumberjack
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If you gave all of the knuckleheads endorsements, we wouldn't have to sometimes give up our cherished children for the new shiny beautiful children that you tease us with. The BFR's being a good example.
At the very least a large discount for the forum members would be appreciated.
Scott
grumpyoldman
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Big Poppa
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why when you have tim hortons
grumpyoldman
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Tim Horton's??? Do you know what that stuff does to your intestines??? I won't touch the stuff. Rumour has it that a major ingredient is chicory, used as a coffee substitute by the British in the Wars, which, oddly enough, is often used by vets to clear intestinal tracts of pets (dogs, cats) prior to surgery. Some say (this is not me saying this all you legal types, but things are heard and read....) that they also used chicory prior to the dog races in Florida some years back, for the same effect....
Tim Horton's?? No thanks, I will pass!
beej
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Huh. I love Timmy's ... it's my go-to coffee
grumpyoldman
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Huh. I love Timmy's ... it's my go-to coffee
Are you sure it isn't your "uh oh - I GOTTA go" coffee??
beej
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Hah! No really ... I love Timmy's. Actually that's the first time I've heard that comment about them- I've never noticed any ... um ... side effects ...
Big Poppa
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I just always mention Tim Hortons to Canadians they let their guard down then
