Lord Bongo outranked

[Aussie Mark]

'Bongo Jesus' bashes critic with guitar | News.com.au

 

[kamakazee]

Assault with a deadly Bongo?

 

[strummer]

Haha, brilliant!

 

[DrGonzo5150]

Gold!

 

[danny-79]

HA HA nice, you sure would be in trouble if you were slapped about with a Bongo ! Ouch

 

[adouglas]

You don't need to hit someone over the head with the Bongo.

Just increase the volume on your amp to any level above the one marked "sane," crank the Bongo bass EQ up to 11 and play a low B. That usually does the trick. Melts their face right off.

Also causes masonry to fall off building facades, tires on passing cars to explode and the spontaneous combustion of small animals.

 

[ivbenaplayin]

I say no bongo bashing pics, no bongo basher...

 

[Holdsg]

battery to a police officer.... I guess the critic wasn't the only one to get bashed in the head with the guitar?

 

[oddjob]

I wouldn't say that that is "outranking"... if anything, since Jack is "Lord Bongo" and he is "Bongo Jesus" it looks like Jack has a son that we didn't know about. Even though kids think they outrank their parents we know better than that