Loud Buzzing instead of sweet sweet bass

[chrid]

New battery is not the problem, all wires seem securely soldered, yet when plugged into an amp, it starts farting quietly an progressively gets louder, crackles with movement of patch cord, only to fart more viciously. and when strings are played they only make more distorted noise
plays quietly yet clear with no battery inside
preamp? whats up

 

[phatduckk]

call customer service and they'll help you out. their contact info can be found at Ernie Ball | Contact Us

 

[TNT]

After you call customer service, give Pete a call. He used to be a pharmacist, and I think he can recommend a prescription to give you some "relief" from that gas.

 

[silverburst]

New battery is not the problem, all wires seem securely soldered, yet when plugged into an amp, it starts farting quietly an progressively gets louder, crackles with movement of patch cord, only to fart more viciously. and when strings are played they only make more distorted noise
plays quietly yet clear with no battery inside
preamp? whats up

Where are you located?

 

[Rick]

New battery is not the problem, all wires seem securely soldered, yet when plugged into an amp, it starts farting quietly an progressively gets louder, crackles with movement of patch cord, only to fart more viciously. and when strings are played they only make more distorted noise
plays quietly yet clear with no battery inside
preamp? whats up

Have you tried a different patch cord?

 

[Frantic Slayer]

ok, I dont know anything about these sort of things but...maybe its the jack