Mrs.Fogman searching for her husband Foggie.

[fogman]

i'm sorry to bother any of you with such a boring subject but i seem to have lost my husband a couple of years ago to something called a guitar forum.
since these are the only friends my husband has i feel it necessary to see what has his complete fascination and much of his time since it used to be my body.
perhaps i should take his suggestion and join this "forum thing" as Mrs.Foggy and
learn more about guitars or take up celibacy.

 

[threeminutesboy]

ah ah ah ah

Like your sense of humor mrs Foggy

Nevertheless, I'd recommand to get underwear in Dargie color this will surely help Mr foggy to find his way home

 

[andynpeters]

i'm sorry to bother any of you with such a boring subject but i seem to have lost my husband a couple of years ago to something called a guitar forum.
since these are the only friends my husband has i feel it necessary to see what has his complete fascination and much of his time since it used to be my body.
perhaps i should take his suggestion and join this "forum thing" as Mrs.Foggy and
learn more about guitars or take up celibacy.

According to another thread he's way too busy counting his pics. Perhaps some of the other gentlemen here can help you with your celibacy problem??

 

[candid_x]

According to another thread he's way too busy counting his pics. Perhaps some of the other gentlemen here can help you with your celibacy problem??

Thanks! I needed a good laugh today!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

^ Then they wouldn't be gentlemen

 

[robelinda2]

think i'll sit back and see where this threads goes!

 

[candid_x]

^ Then they wouldn't be gentlemen

Profreshional cruise ship guitar players don't have to be gentlemen.

 

[greenwizard]

My condolences, Mrs. Foggy, for the loss of your husband. Take refuge in the fact that you are not alone. Many a man has become totally involved with their Balls, to the point of exclusion of other important things, and people.
On a lighter note. We'd be glad to have you on the forum Mrs. Foggy!

 

[candid_x]

Mrs. Foggy,

I think you should draw the line with Mr. Foggy taking DD to bed with him, especially should he desire a ménage a trois. But then you just never know. Otherwise, I think you can be assured that you will always be the olive in his martini glass.

 

[Colin]

Dear Mrs Fogman,

Look at the bright side, he could have spent all those years on another forum collecting over 11,000 pics of amputee midgets with farm animals.

 

[Spudmurphy]

I heard he's busy looking at the "Hairy Russian Women" forum under the name of Vladivar !!!

 

[Big Poppa]

Mrs Foggy

Welsome and thanks for your sense of humor. It always nice to hear the womans side of things.....to hear foggy speak he is a lion...absolutely zero mention of a celibate Lion

 

[francric]

Buy a EB bass and learn to play it, you will have all of his attention and hang out here as much as he does.................

 

[lenny]

Sorry to hear about the celibacy Mrs.Foggy ,you woulda thought that with the arrival of the Dargie he would be a little xtra frisky!

 

[andynpeters]

Sorry to hear about the celibacy Mrs.Foggy ,you woulda thought that with the arrival of the Dargie he would be a little xtra frisky!

Personally I don't think he spends any time playing with EITHER of them, far too busy counting his pics ......

I say Mrs F should find herself someone more attentive....and bring the guitar with her.....he'd never notice.

 

[GWDavis28]

Hello, Mrs. Foggy, I hate to say it, but my wife can fully sympathize with you on this 100%. This place and these instruments are similar to a drug addiction. Once BP gets the hook in you, your doomed. The most you can do, is support him and when he tells you he needs another guitar, stand behind him 100%. My wife did until about 3 months ago and 5 guitars later.

Look at it this way, he's home and not out hang and drinkin with the boys.

Good luck, but there is no cure for this. Glenn |B)

 

[koogie2k]

Welcome to the Addiction Mrs. Foggy or are you married to Bizarro Fogman???

Did you know he has an alter ego as well?!??!

 

[Ripper]

Hey guys,

I think this is serious. Foggy is REALLY having some trouble here. If not, he will not be putting up this thread. This man needs help and we should help him.

My take on the situation - I think the forum is not the problem. The DD Silo is. I can help you to safeguard it for some time. Infinite free storage of your DD here, Fog!

 

[brentrocks]

Mrs Foggy, you share the same feelings of mrs. brent!!

at least were are here and not on nasty !#$&*%$#! **%%$#$%.com!!

 

[silverburst]

Hi Mrs. Foggy! Look at the bright side! You could always be at the front of the line to be the fourth Mrs. Burst...