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Axis 30th Anniversary

My Balls

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Got 'em all out last night in preparation for the festivities tonight.

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Got about ten bassists coming over to Casa Bovine to fondle our collective instruments.

Early reports indicate there may be some drinking and whatnot as well.

I've got about nine or ten basses, Ben's bringing three or four, Paul has about the same number, Ray is coming with at least one or two, Richard's bringing three, I'm now getting lost, Tim's bringing two, I think, Larry has some, now I really don't know where I am but we should have 25 or 30 basses to manhandle.

And an Axis Super Sport with P-90s!

Basses range from EBMMs, obviously, to a Wal, Laklands, some Rumblefishes, a T-Bird, a Zon, Modulus, Turners, who knows what else?

Oh, and midget porn.
 
bovinehost said:
Got about ten bassists coming over to Casa Bovine to fondle our collective instruments.

Early reports indicate there may be some drinking and whatnot as well.

I've got about nine or ten basses, Ben's bringing three or four, Paul has about the same number, Ray is coming with at least one or two, Richard's bringing three, I'm now getting lost, Tim's bringing two, I think, Larry has some, now I really don't know where I am but we should have 25 or 30 basses to manhandle.

And an Axis Super Sport with P-90s!

Basses range from EBMMs, obviously, to a Wal, Laklands, some Rumblefishes, a T-Bird, a Zon, Modulus, Turners, who knows what else?

Oh, and midget porn.
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Midget PORN!!! Now you are talkin!!!
 
My stand only holds three.

Gonna have to dodge basses in Casa de Bovine tonight.

Oh, and I'm bringing all of mine. Might as well, right?
 
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