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Nashville Is About To Be Bongo6'ed!

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OK....Please I understand you guys giving the Bongo the credit for being the chick magnet....but in all honesty you all know that I am the original chick magnet...What you dont know is that with every Bongo sold a tiny tiny part of my fingernail is inbetween the neck plate and the body...It was Dudleys Idea to include some genuine Big Poppa DNA in each and every Bongo. It adds to the mojo and also just tells you what a burden it is being me with the chicks. If only a tiny piece of fingernail can get all that attention imagine 210 pounds of Poppa magnetism.

Nashville....Where do I start? They just discovered seared ahi? The male pop/countrystars/inrealitycheesy80'srockers...Get their hair styled by either a hat or the goofy looking haircut on Friends....I never watched it but one of the female leads hair looked like it got caught in the elevator. The men use blowdryers....I hear that pilates will hit in about 90 days. Nashville....where all the cats that used to work in LA Come up to you at the NAMM show and say "Man I had to get out of LA....I am so stoked I am third alternate for the 6th and porter 3AM slot where everyone at least gets a publishing deal....? " I'm waiting tables at this hip place called Sunset Grill...I think Henley wrote it about this place...." Its the only place where the executives that have almost made it have highlights in their hair and in a nod to the Noreasters wear loafers with no socks. When they really make it they dress like their number one artist that they sucked all the blood out of. Image is everything in Nashville....IT is like a time delay image thing? Nashville cats make sure that you know they have an IPAD by making the signature "sent from my Ipad" in 30 point type and bold. Mine says 'Keep on Smokin'"

OK Now I was hard on Nashville...I havent started on LA or New York.
 
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Big Poppa said:
OK....Please I understand you guys giving the Bongo the credit for being the chick magnet....but in all honesty you all know that I am the original chick magnet...What you dont know is that with every Bongo sold a tiny tiny part of my fingernail is inbetween the neck plate and the body...It was Dudleys Idea to include some genuine Big Poppa DNA in each and every Bongo. It adds to the mojo and also just tells you what a burden it is being me with the chicks. If only a tiny piece of fingernail can get all that attention imagine 210 pounds of Poppa magnetism.

Nashville....Where do I start? They just discovered seared ahi? The male pop/countrystars/inrealitycheesy80'srockers...Get their hair styled by either a hat or the goofy looking haircut on Friends....I never watched it but one of the female leads hair looked like it got caught in the elevator. The men use blowdryers....I hear that pilates will hit in about 90 days. Nashville....where all the cats that used to work in LA Come up to you at the NAMM show and say "Man I had to get out of LA....I am so stoked I am third alternate for the 6th and porter 3AM slot where everyone at least gets a publishing deal....? " I'm waiting tables at this hip place called Sunset Grill...I think Henley wrote it about this place...." Its the only place where the executives that have almost made it have highlights in their hair and in a nod to the Noreasters wear loafers with no socks. When they really make it they dress like their number one artist that they sucked all the blood out of. Image is everything in Nashville....IT is like a time delay image thing? Nashville cats make sure that you know they have an IPAD by making the signature "sent from my Ipad" in 30 point type and bold. Mine says 'Keep on Smokin'"

OK Now I was hard on Nashville...I havent started on LA or New York.
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I'm sending a BILL to EBMM accounting for cleaning/replacing my PC Monitor due to the Coffee that was spewed on it after reading this...

Actually, I'm in Los Angeles, so it was a half-caf soy latte with a shot of Red Bull Vente.

Now, I'm headed out to my Beemer to hang with Lindsay & Paris before I do a "showcase" set at the Key Club; & if you print out my Flyer, you can get in for $10, not $15.

We aready have Management in place, a MySpace, and Label Interest.

All we need is a Bass Player with Animal Magnetism, between 18 and 23.

($50 should cover the screen-cleaning Sterling, or if you'd rather, I'll take a Reflex in trade...):cool:
 
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Big Poppa said:
OK....Please I understand you guys giving the Bongo the credit for being the chick magnet....but in all honesty you all know that I am the original chick magnet...What you dont know is that with every Bongo sold a tiny tiny part of my fingernail is inbetween the neck plate and the body...It was Dudleys Idea to include some genuine Big Poppa DNA in each and every Bongo. It adds to the mojo and also just tells you what a burden it is being me with the chicks. If only a tiny piece of fingernail can get all that attention imagine 210 pounds of Poppa magnetism.



OK Now I was hard on Nashville...I havent started on LA or New York.
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You know, I cut my hand on the fingernail when I swapped the necks on my Bongos, and the next day my wife was pregnant. True Story.

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Big Poppa

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"Now, I'm headed out to my Beemer to hang with Lindsay & Paris before I do a "showcase" set at the Key Club; & if you print out my Flyer, you can get in for $10, not $15."

You have that all wrong..."If you print out my flyer I only have to pay $10 to play per person"
 
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Big Poppa said:
"Now, I'm headed out to my Beemer to hang with Lindsay & Paris before I do a "showcase" set at the Key Club; & if you print out my Flyer, you can get in for $10, not $15."

You have that all wrong..."If you print out my flyer I only have to pay $10 to play per person"
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My Bad, but with all the A/R peeps that will be there undoubtedly we'll get signed and my investment will be worth it...Then I can get a Range Rover with a Rhino Guard, because there are lots of them (rhinos) here in the Serengeti-land of the 405 Freeway...

THIS JUST IN!!!

...Looks like Paris may not be able to hang with us leastwise for 90 days or so....:eek:


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Big Poppa said:
OK....Please I understand you guys giving the Bongo the credit for being the chick magnet....but in all honesty you all know that I am the original chick magnet...What you dont know is that with every Bongo sold a tiny tiny part of my fingernail is inbetween the neck plate and the body...It was Dudleys Idea to include some genuine Big Poppa DNA in each and every Bongo. It adds to the mojo and also just tells you what a burden it is being me with the chicks. If only a tiny piece of fingernail can get all that attention imagine 210 pounds of Poppa magnetism.

Nashville....Where do I start? They just discovered seared ahi? The male pop/countrystars/inrealitycheesy80'srockers...Get their hair styled by either a hat or the goofy looking haircut on Friends....I never watched it but one of the female leads hair looked like it got caught in the elevator. The men use blowdryers....I hear that pilates will hit in about 90 days. Nashville....where all the cats that used to work in LA Come up to you at the NAMM show and say "Man I had to get out of LA....I am so stoked I am third alternate for the 6th and porter 3AM slot where everyone at least gets a publishing deal....? " I'm waiting tables at this hip place called Sunset Grill...I think Henley wrote it about this place...." Its the only place where the executives that have almost made it have highlights in their hair and in a nod to the Noreasters wear loafers with no socks. When they really make it they dress like their number one artist that they sucked all the blood out of. Image is everything in Nashville....IT is like a time delay image thing? Nashville cats make sure that you know they have an IPAD by making the signature "sent from my Ipad" in 30 point type and bold. Mine says 'Keep on Smokin'"

OK Now I was hard on Nashville...I havent started on LA or New York.
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BP reminding me why I love living in Austin! However, while Austin is severely lacking in Bongo content, I am doing my best to keep the MM in people's face. The other night, B. Spears, Willie Nelson's bass player was complimenting the tone and asking about my 25th Anniversary, maybe you guys should get one to him. If it rides on the bus with him, it'll become a "roasted neck" lol!
 
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Actually I was at a willie show last year and Ziggy Marley was on the bus....I wasnt but a good friend and songwriter that wrote on of willies biggest hits....no names but allegedly willie uses a vaporizer
 
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Big Poppa said:
Actually I was at a willie show last year and Ziggy Marley was on the bus....I wasnt but a good friend and songwriter that wrote on of willies biggest hits....no names but allegedly willie uses a vaporizer
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That's what he said on Larry King.
 
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