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RitchieDarling

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Ok, first of all, this is nothing compared to adouglas' recent request.

Everyone here is well, even though we sometimes feel like death!

Our issue is that we are only about a month and a half away from losing our new house!

We can't actually purchase it outright until we sell our condo. And the market is not helping at all!

Paying 2 mortgages since November has us in a fix.

And may lead to the eventual sale of my only two Balls! :eek:

Now, everyone assume the full lotus position (OUCH!), close your eyes and chant this mantra!

SELL RITCHIE'S CONDO........SELL RITCHIE'S CONDO........SELL RITCHIE'S CONDO........

The good vibes here seem to make things happen, and so, I figured it can't hurt to ask!

Therefore, if everyone would aim their good vibe antenna toward the high desert here I would appreciate it.

And if you don't bend that way, just keep us in mind when you say those prayers at bedtime.

Me, I'm off to a church, mosque, Buddhist shrine, and a synagogue this weekend just to be sure!

R :D
 

Psycho Ward

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I've been thru the two house thing, I do understand the load! Good vibes from North Carolina!

Have you tried unconventional marketing like craigslist and local newspaper ad's? Consider an auction… I’m no help Ritchie, but I will send the vibes and prayers for you bro.
 

PzoLover

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wear a rubber hat and coat

Hey Ritchie,
good vibes are going your way from the pacific rainforest so, keep a brelly handy and watch for your toes starting to become webbed ...
and stay in touch with Psychicpet cuz I heard on the radio tonight that there's a new homeless shelter opening soon in Langley and he may be able to help you get a bunk should the need arise;) otherwise, we'll put the vibes up for the condo to sell and to keep your balls where they belong;) if you make it all thwe way to Vancouver, lunch and dinner are plenty good here at Ye Olde Folkes Inn where I hang my 44 litre hat:)and if times get really tough, we may be able to help you land some work as a security guard over at the Chinese consulate:D
All The Bass,
/PL:)
 

adouglas

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Ghnnhgghh.....ugh.....mph....rrrk....creak....crack....

Full lotus position achieved, sergeant!


Ommmmmmmmm.............
Ommmmmmmmm.............






Range.........................................



Keep the faith, bro! There is a buyer out there, surely.
 

Oldtoe

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*wiggling fingers in the air*

"Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho!"

Vibes transmitted, sir.
 

RitchieDarling

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Ghnnhgghh.....ugh.....mph....rrrk....creak....crack....

Full lotus position achieved, sergeant!


Ommmmmmmmm.............
Ommmmmmmmm.............






Range.........................................



Keep the faith, bro! There is a buyer out there, surely.

HEHHEHEHEHE!!!! That is an obscure reference!!
 

RitchieDarling

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I've been thru the two house thing, I do understand the load! Good vibes from North Carolina!

Have you tried unconventional marketing like craigslist and local newspaper ad's? Consider an auction… I’m no help Ritchie, but I will send the vibes and prayers for you bro.

Yeah, doing all that.... There just aren't any buyers out there. And the media is certainly not helping anything!

this housing mess is just a tragedy...

I agree 100% BP!

Thanks everyone!

I can't believe it has not sold!

$139,000 for this area is, quite simply, giving it away! :eek:

Ritchie
 

BrandonS

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$139,000 for this area is, quite simply, giving it away! :eek:

Ritchie

Dang, you ain't kidding!

On a positive note, I've seen about four brand new homes get sold in the last month around the corner from my home... low to mid 400's I'm guessing. (I live about 10 miles from RitchieD!) I think the market is (or could be) a LOT better and agree, the talking heads and papers are sucking the market dry. Elections. :(
 

T-bone

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Somehow this calls for the Monte Python Monk Chant:

Pie Iesu Domine, dona eis requiem. Dona eis requiem sempiternam.

Now, how much for your balls? :eek:

I'm feeling for you, Ritchie. Let's hope we all come out of this soon.

tbone
 

Kristopher

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Good vibes out to you man!

Just wondering: have you considered renting it out? You can keep it and pay for it at the same time!
 
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