o/t knuckleheads vs guitarists..

[MrMusashi]

have you noticed that the guitar forum is flooded with all kinds of funny posts.. like the "i feel like a dog cause i wanna lick my balls..."

dont see too many of them in here

i wonder if its because the gittar players are frontmen for a reason or if its just because they are more or less nuts.. heheh

MrM

 

[KennethB]

You mean the skinnystringers aren't knuckleheads???? That ain't right!

 

[BigTony]

have you noticed that the guitar forum is flooded with all kinds of funny posts.. like the "i feel like a dog cause i wanna lick my balls..."

dont see too many of them in here

i wonder if its because the gittar players are frontmen for a reason or if its just because they are more or less nuts.. heheh

MrM

I think its because we are too weak to play them big fat strings, so we try and compensate with humour.

 

[Colin]

i wonder if its because the gittar players are frontmen for a reason or if its just because they are more or less nuts..

trust me, we are just as nuts. Personally I feel the ball double entendre's have been done to death

 

[saxnbass]

Hey Big Tony, I love your signature. I think I'll do that and if people ask me if I have a habit, I'll tell them "I kiss my balls every day" hehehe

 

[strummer]

We're bass players, we only know drummer jokes!

 

[mynan]

Hey, what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians all the time?

 

[saxnbass]

Hey, what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians all the time?

A drummer?

 

[Colin]

here we go, everyone brace yourselves for some drummer jokes

 

[saxnbass]

Like this one?


How do you know the stage is level?

 

[Spectre]

I think its because we are too weak to play them big fat strings, so we try and compensate with humour.

lmao

 

[Spectre]

Like this one?


How do you know the stage is level?

OK, I'll be the one.... How ?

 

[BigTony]

Hey Big Tony, I love your signature. I think I'll do that and if people ask me if I have a habit, I'll tell them "I kiss my balls every day" hehehe

Hahaha! Yeah, when Dizzy came out with that one I was in creases!

 

[mynan]

Like this one?


How do you know the stage is level?

Drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth?

 

[BigTony]

Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?



With a drum machine, you only have to punch the information in once.

 

[MrMusashi]

how many bass players does it req to change a lightbulb?




hehe.. none.. the keyboard player can do that with his left hand..

luckily we prolly dont see many of them over here

MrM

 

[Big Poppa]

Colin, You are tired of the Balls jokes? I only tired of them in kindergaten.....You will notice that I dont participate...I just keep hoping that they go away but we always get a newbie that gets infrected with knucklehead disease and he thinks that weve never heard them before....the curse of being named ball is that I havent heard a new one in over twenty years......

 

[MrMusashi]

heh.. you should put that in your sig as well!

MrM