O/T: The crust that Wonder Wipes couldn't kill!!

[RitchieDarling]

WOW! Have you ever bought a used guitar or bass sight unseen?

I just got one in from the GC in Mobile, AL and it had a SERIOUS ick going on!

No, I'm not bashing GC. Even though they DID charge my Visa twice.

No biggee, problem solved.

This bass had a crust on the back that my Wonder Wipes just couldn't cure!

Man, I think this must have been a combination chicken fat, axle grease, and creepin' crud!

I had to break out the Formula 409 and a scrubbie!

Finally got rid of the ick. And washed my hands for half an hour!

Then used my Wonder Wipes and buffed it to a lovely shine.

Ok, end of story....

Ritchie

 

[Big Poppa]

what bass?

 

[Kristopher]

Are wonder wipes supposed to be wet? Mine came dry.

 

[midopa]

Just wanna say as an aside... The String Cleaner Wonderwipes are amazing. I used them to clean up a gunky pickguard on some other bass, my keyboard and mouse, and it even cleans strings! THEY ARE WONDERFUL

 

[RitchieDarling]

what bass?

It was one of them New York Yankees basses......A Steinbrenner, I think.....

R

 

[bovinehost]

Couldn't have been much nastier than that one.

 

[slucas]

That is just plain sick

 

[asianjeff]

goodness... its GREEN

 

[Spectre]

That made me sick
Ruined my evening snack

 

[Dr Stankface]

Jack, that's about as disgusting as the aftertaste of this lovely northern beverage...

 

[bovinehost]

Well, here's the 'after' picture to make you all feel better about the poor thing:

Imagine if I'd had Wonder Wipes back then!

 

[Dr Stankface]

There's no happy ending to Moxie.


It just tastes like you vomited.

 

[phatduckk]

the fretboard conditioner is awesome!!! my rosewood boards look like rosewood again

no but seriously, then clean the hell out of the board and leave it looking all nice and healthy again. its magic. gotta get me some of the polish soon