O/T Unsolicited marriage advice!

[Spectre]

Cause we're Bassists damnit! We're meant to stand in the back and hold down the bottom!

tbone (the perv)

You're not holding my bottom

 

[Spectre]

There's something missing there.

Hey, I just took a vacation that was all about manliness. I went to Indianapolis, the original cathedral of speed, gasoline and absurdly loud noise, and spent four days straight immersed in car racing, eating too much meat and generally behaving like that picture of me with the turkey leg (which was taken at Indy, BTW). I had a grand time.

What happens in Inday, stays in Indy

 

[The Rodg]

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

Are you still in one piece?

 

[bassplayersgf]

"If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!" AMEN!!!!

These rules have been hysterical

Stanky has pretty much learned after almost 10 months that when it's PMS time just let it go in one ear and out the other.

I definitely don't go for the whole superiority thing though. I don't believe in being superior, but I sure as hell don't want Andrew being superior either. There are things men are better at than women and vice versa. Add up both sides...we're equal...hopefully, that made some sort of sense to you all.

Now, back to the fun!

 

[Big Poppa]

wow this thread did fine without me. I did see on oprah that the average man passes gas 14 times a day......I laugh every time. The average woman passes gas 14 times a day also. I never see them laugh.

THere seems to be a double standard about who can joke about what these days.

 

[petruccirocks02]

"If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!" AMEN!!!!

These rules have been hysterical

Stanky has pretty much learned after almost 10 months that when it's PMS time just let it go in one ear and out the other.

I definitely don't go for the whole superiority thing though. I don't believe in being superior, but I sure as hell don't want Andrew being superior either. There are things men are better at than women and vice versa. Add up both sides...we're equal...hopefully, that made some sort of sense to you all.

Now, back to the fun!

I've been single for a year and a 3 months now, but when I was with my ex (who was my fiancee at the time) I definitely understood the PMS thing. I definitely knew when to stand back and let stuff go in one ear and out the other. I totally agree with you on that. Ahhh, there's nothing like getting freaked out on by a girl who has PMS. How I miss those days.

-Phil

 

[SteveB]

I've been told (by women) that women don't pass gas...

I've been told (by men) that this is because their mouths aren't closed long enough to build up any pressure...

 

[tkarter]

I have been married 30 years and number 31 is about a month away.

The only reason it has lasted so long is the fact that my wife can't admit she made a mistake.

Knowing full well she is always right makes it all work.


tk

 

[Beth]

The average woman passes gas 14 times a day also. I never see them laugh.

You obviously don't hang out in my office enough...

 

[Bill]

I did see on oprah that the average man passes gas 14 times a day......

Finally, I'm above average at something!

 

[Ken Baker]

Finally, I'm above average at something!

Yeah! And... +1... And.... Yeah!

Oh, and Jack?

In my high school yearbook, Class of '74, I was voted least likely to close a thread based on lack of humor.

You are indeed magical.

Ken...