O/T Warning! New Virus!!!

[Psycho Ward]

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar.

Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life.

 

[tkarter]

Budwieser is the suggested fix for this virus.

tk

 

[Psycho Ward]

It's my prefered choice of protection.

 

[tkarter]

It does take several doses so may sure you are well protected.

tk

 

[AnthonyD]

Funny... I am currently on a business trip with a bunch of folks and I can say we were all seriously infected earlier today with WORK, having spent a very, very long day in a conference room... WORK quickly spread throughout the room, as it tends to do in close quarters.

We left the office late and headed to the pub where they administered significant quantities of the recommended antidotes of WINE and BEER...

We were completely cured - and though we have an additional half day in the office tomorrow, I am certain there will still be enough of the antidote in our systems to ensure WORK will not infect us during this final session...

 

[Katana6506]

I begin my mandatory affliction with WORK at 3:00 pm tomorrow.

 

[Lazybite]

Everytime i sense work in my veins i destroy it with beer. Its good because if I have enough by the next morning I am completely immune to work.

 

[kaaikop]

I dont drink, but my antidote is called: J.A.M.M.I.N.

 

[Randracula]

I was starting to read this thread but just realized it's time to go to work........

 

[SteveB]

Funny... I am currently on a business trip with a bunch of folks and I can say we were all seriously infected earlier today with WORK, having spent a very, very long day in a conference room... WORK quickly spread throughout the room, as it tends to do in close quarters.

Business trip, eh.. company giving you some Special High Intensity Training?

 

[Mobay45]

WORK is not a problem for a lot of the people I'm around every day. They seem to be infected with another virus. LAZY.

 

[francric]

WORK is not a problem for a lot of the people I'm around every day. They seem to be infected with another virus. LAZY.

I have a cure for that one, Flame Induced Rectal Enima Dose..........

 

[mbgreene]

It has been a long time since I have been able to consider WINE or BEER as I have a bad reaction to each and the side effects are not pretty, I usually turn to another remedy

Corporate Overload Impeding Therapeutic Usage Sedative

I find it more invigorating than either WINE or BEER even though I occasionally overdose

 

[Bill]

Ugh. Work. I took off Wednesday and today. I ended up doing just as much work as I would have if I'd been in the office. Damn assheads....I'm ready to tell them to go screw themselves.

 

[tkarter]

Ugh. Work. I took off Wednesday and today. I ended up doing just as much work as I would have if I'd been in the office. Damn assheads....I'm ready to tell them to go screw themselves.

Sounds like you should be having a Bud. right now.

tk

 

[RitchieDarling]

Yeah, the WORK thing sucks.

I am the only one at my office that has it today.

Everyone else is off.

And the boss is in Vegas!


This sucks.


Ritchie

A VICTIM OF W*O*R*K!!

 

[Bill]

Sounds like you should be having a Bud. right now.

tk

I might just do that! My wife isn't here & my daughter is sleeping. Hmmmm....

 

[AnthonyD]

As expected, our treatment last evening prevented a WORK relapse today. Managed to get through the day with only a minor setback.

As I post here from the backseat of the Towncar on my ride home from the airport (gotta love technology!) I look forward to a continued course of WINE and BEER treatment this evening to ensure I am WORK-free for the remainder of the weekend!

 

[drew_stingray4]

Hey everyone just signed up how is everyone

im new to EB i got a MMSR 4, 3EQ W/Piezo Natural/Black/Maple and i love it

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Welcome to the addiction Drew!!


Think I owe Koogs somthing like $5.50 now.