OK Big Poppa...what's the secret?

[whamonkey]

Here it is...I know lots of guys round here got that,"Bongo fever" but I want to know how do you stuff so much freakin coolness into every SR5 you guys ship. The thing just reeks with mojo....and is it a looker! Absolute jam to play....I mean....the Bongo just doesn't stand a chance.

 

[jongitarz]

If I can be so bold as to answer...We use a funnel

 

[MingusBASS]

Now why ya gotta go there? It isn't Bongo vs. Ray5 or Ray5 vs. Sterling vs. Stingray. It's all about the fact EBMM makes a bass for each of our tastes. Now there's a whole bunch of people who would be fine just staying with their Stingrays and couldn't give a crap about the Bongo, but there are just as many people that wouldn't of given EBMM basses a second look if it wasn't for the Bongo. How do I know? I'm one of them. It's only through the Bongo that I have come to realise the greatness that is a Music Man instrument. Now I want atleast one of each!

Andrew

 

[bovinehost]

Ah yes, the mojo funnel...I think those work so much better than those newfangled mojo injectors.

BTW, I do have to say that I agree. I've got quite a few different brands of basses around Camp Bovine, but that SR5 of mine is just special.

 

[jongitarz]

There ya go....The Mojo funnel is a work of art in itself. I just wish we could show it at the open house, but then we would have to kill y'all. Pity.

 

[MingusBASS]

I prefer the Mojo baster!

Andrew

 

[armybass]

My shop has "9" SR5's and they are all smoking. Not a dog in the bunch! No other brand of bass that we sell in that shop has the same consistant quality from instrument to instrument....none!

 

[Big Poppa]

At night we read the body blanks bovine posts in a very soothing tone...over and over.......

the necks rest on Jon's break time water bed

the pickups are kept in the freezer next to the ice cream

the hardware sleeps on dargin's sales office tanning bed

but the real secret is paint......shaken not stirred

 

[Joshua]

Y'all really do put out a superior product.

My 2band 'Ray is a work of art, while still being a "workhorse" at the same time...

 

[TSanders]

My shop has "9" SR5's and they are all smoking. Not a dog in the bunch! No other brand of bass that we sell in that shop has the same consistant quality from instrument to instrument....none!

Great point Scott. Ive had 10 or 15 EBMMs now, and while one may have had a small edge here or there, they have all been great basses. Ive never gotten a "bad one".

 

[koogie2k]

I have a bongo and love it. I have yet to try an SR5 and I am sure it rocks. I have seen many a SUB and played those as well......damn fine in it's own right. Would love to get my hands on a SR5 to just feel the "mojo" as ya'll put it.

 

[SteveB]

the pickups are kept in the freezer next to the ice cream

Now that you mention it, ever since I bought my JP6 my playing has a little pistachio to it..

 

[bovinehost]

At night we read the body blanks bovine posts in a very soothing tone

That must be to confuse them so that they're not so frightened when the mojo funnel comes out.