Dr Stankface
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fogman said:See what he called you!!!!
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maddog
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*ding-dong*
Land shark: " Pizza man"
Dr. Stankface: "Um I didn't order a pizza."
Land shark: "Got a nice hot pizza right here for you."
Dr. Stankface: "No, I didn't order a pizza, I think you must be a land shark. Go away."
*ding-dong*
Dr. Stankface: "Who is it?"
Land shark: "Cable guy."
Dr. Stankface: "Cables workin' fine. Go away now mr. Landshark."
*ding-dong*
Land shark: "UPSman"
Dr. Stankface: "Right on! Finally it is here."
Dr. Stankface thinking: "Could still be the landshark. I know..."
Dr Stankface, at the door," What you delivering?"
Land shark: "UPSman, Bongo for delivery."
Dr. Stankface opens the door and ...
Land shark: " Pizza man"
Dr. Stankface: "Um I didn't order a pizza."
Land shark: "Got a nice hot pizza right here for you."
Dr. Stankface: "No, I didn't order a pizza, I think you must be a land shark. Go away."
*ding-dong*
Dr. Stankface: "Who is it?"
Land shark: "Cable guy."
Dr. Stankface: "Cables workin' fine. Go away now mr. Landshark."
*ding-dong*
Land shark: "UPSman"
Dr. Stankface: "Right on! Finally it is here."
Dr. Stankface thinking: "Could still be the landshark. I know..."
Dr Stankface, at the door," What you delivering?"
Land shark: "UPSman, Bongo for delivery."
Dr. Stankface opens the door and ...
Dr Stankface
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BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO BONGO
I want my Bongo...
I want my Bongo...
maddog
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THis is about the point where I start to question if I wrote down the address correctly. Crossing my fingers and my toes. I musta done something right 'cuz it made it to the right town, right?
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Dr Stankface
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I checked the address on UPS and everything. You shipped it to the right place bro. This is actually around the time it should be here. Just praing and praying and praying. Going to head to Travis' right after I plug her up for a few minutes.
maddog
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NorM said:
Its not my Bongo, it is Andrew's. And stop teasing the poor guy.
RitchieDarling
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New bass!!
WOW! UPS just delivered me a new bass!
But it wasn't an Ernie Ball.
EBMM don't make no 8-strings.
Ok, never mind.
Ritchie
WOW! UPS just delivered me a new bass!
But it wasn't an Ernie Ball.
EBMM don't make no 8-strings.
Ok, never mind.
Ritchie
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Dr Stankface
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It's been "out for delivery" for 12 hours and 20 minutes...
Figjam
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Happened to me, too. Be patientDr Stankface said:
Dr Stankface
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This is my first Bongo so i'm kinda antsy.
bovinehost
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n00b.
I have personally played this piece, with clean hands of course. If you saw the photos you know I have its twin. It is a little bit heaver than mine but they both play really great. Being antsy is what we do around here so hopefully you can learn to enjoy that. I myself have been continually antsy since Feburary '05.
For your humor and to help peak your antsyness
*Musings of the UPS Package Handling Apes*
I said catch.
How many packages can we put on a truck? ... One More.
This time accuracy be damned. We're going for distance.
Nope, still haven't seen it.
He shoots! He SCORES!
I didn't know you could do that.
Fragile means punt aginst the wall in french.
Time for the old Samsonite test.
Dunh Dunh Dunh
Dunh Dunh Da-Dunh Smoke on the water
KEEP AWAY!
Medely Medely Medely Medely Medely MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey Yall! Watch This!
Take that out of your mouth you don't know where it's been.
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Don't pee on that, it's mine!
Right about now we are going to have to sacrifice quality for quantity.
What are you talking about? I'll make it fit.
Uh-Oh, I bet that was pretty.
For your humor and to help peak your antsyness
*Musings of the UPS Package Handling Apes*
I said catch.
How many packages can we put on a truck? ... One More.
This time accuracy be damned. We're going for distance.
Nope, still haven't seen it.
He shoots! He SCORES!
I didn't know you could do that.
Fragile means punt aginst the wall in french.
Time for the old Samsonite test.
Dunh Dunh Dunh
Dunh Dunh Da-Dunh Smoke on the water
KEEP AWAY!
Medely Medely Medely Medely Medely MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey Yall! Watch This!
Take that out of your mouth you don't know where it's been.
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Don't pee on that, it's mine!
Right about now we are going to have to sacrifice quality for quantity.
What are you talking about? I'll make it fit.
Uh-Oh, I bet that was pretty.
maddog
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Dr Stankface said:
Man, that driver's got a long work day.
Did you check the front porch just in case he left it sitting there without ringing the doorbell?
Dr Stankface
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Yup. Now been out for 13 hours.
Dr Stankface
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Something's up.
And i'm not liking it.
And i'm not liking it.
maddog
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Me neither.
I will check the paper work when I get home tonight and start calling phone numbers first thing in the morning. It was insured which is a small consolation, but a consolation nun the less.
edit: also, will keep pinging the UPS website to see if an update on the status occurs. The driver may be swamped and couldn't get to it which will piss me off because I paid for 3-day to ensure you'd have it by the weekend.
edit2: also, 7pm is not too late for a UPS driver. I've had them come by as late as 8:30.
I will check the paper work when I get home tonight and start calling phone numbers first thing in the morning. It was insured which is a small consolation, but a consolation nun the less.
edit: also, will keep pinging the UPS website to see if an update on the status occurs. The driver may be swamped and couldn't get to it which will piss me off because I paid for 3-day to ensure you'd have it by the weekend.
edit2: also, 7pm is not too late for a UPS driver. I've had them come by as late as 8:30.
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maddog
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UPS website got updated with an "exception" and the message:
A CORRECT STREET NUMBER IS NEEDED FOR DELIVERY. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION
will have to call and straighten this out.
edit: atleast it is not lost. Lots of little things going badly this week. ugh. I'll get it worked out andrew.
A CORRECT STREET NUMBER IS NEEDED FOR DELIVERY. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION
will have to call and straighten this out.
edit: atleast it is not lost. Lots of little things going badly this week. ugh. I'll get it worked out andrew.
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maddog
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Andrew, got off the phone with UPS, should be there tomorrow.
