adouglas
Well-known member
So I'm sitting out on the front porch this morning with a cup o' joe and my new Tangerine Pearl Big Al, learning some new riffs ("All I Wanna Do" is fun to play, BTW).
And I look down at this outrageously orange, bizarrely shaped thing with its mind-bending pickguard, and I think to myself,
"I've never seen anything remotely like this before."
Then I think
"Only nuts like me buy stuff like this."
And then it occurs to me that this is one reason why we are allowed to live instead of being eradicated like crabgrass.
If it weren't for Knuckleheads buying colors that no ordinary mortal would be caught dead owning, the EBMM bass world would consist mostly of half a dozen exciting variations on black and white, with the occasional burst sneaking in under the radar.
And I look down at this outrageously orange, bizarrely shaped thing with its mind-bending pickguard, and I think to myself,
"I've never seen anything remotely like this before."
Then I think
"Only nuts like me buy stuff like this."
And then it occurs to me that this is one reason why we are allowed to live instead of being eradicated like crabgrass.
If it weren't for Knuckleheads buying colors that no ordinary mortal would be caught dead owning, the EBMM bass world would consist mostly of half a dozen exciting variations on black and white, with the occasional burst sneaking in under the radar.