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[bovinehost]

Heinz: "It's so dark! So dark in this closet! I miss hanging in Guitar Cen....wait, no, that's just crazy talk, but it IS so very, very dark! One day, the Bongos will fall silent and join me in the closet and th........"

(battery dead, poor basstard)

Jack

 

[Randracula]

Heinz: "It's so dark! So dark in this closet! I miss hanging in Guitar Cen....wait, no, that's just crazy talk, but it IS so very, very dark! One day, the Bongos will fall silent and join me in the closet and th........"

(battery dead, poor basstard)

Jack

Give Heinz some love Jack. She deserves it

 

[strummer]

Heinz: "It's so dark! So dark in this closet! I miss hanging in Guitar Cen....wait, no, that's just crazy talk, but it IS so very, very dark! One day, the Bongos will fall silent and join me in the closet and th........"

(battery dead, poor basstard)

Jack

What he really says...
Heinz: "It's so dark! So dark in this closet! I miss the wide open spaces. I want to see the world. Yes, I want to go to Sweden, see all these beautiful girls, polar bears in the streets, casual sex everywhere, have vodka.

 

[Golem]

What he really says...
Heinz: "It's so dark! So dark in this closet! I miss the wide open spaces. I want to see the world. Yes, I want to go to Sweden, see all these beautiful girls, polar bears in the streets, casual sex everywhere, have vodka.

I hope your all-protective beneficent government is testing those bears for STDs ....

 

[strummer]

...your all-protective beneficent government...

Hmm, I'm not entirely sure what that means

The bears aren't tested, as we haven't gotten close enough to poke them with a tranquilizer needle. A tranquilizer gun is, as all guns, of course out of the question here in Sweden

 

[Bill]

Heinz: "It's so dark! So dark in this closet! I miss hanging in Guitar Cen....wait, no, that's just crazy talk, but it IS so very, very dark! One day, the Bongos will fall silent and join me in the closet and th........"

(battery dead, poor basstard)

Jack

 

[Golem]

Hmm, I'm not entirely sure what that means

The bears aren't tested, as we haven't gotten close enough to poke them with a tranquilizer needle. A tranquilizer gun is, as all guns, of course out of the question here in Sweden

Tranquilizer crossbow. Ever heard of Olaf Tell?

 

[SteveB]

A tranquilizer gun is, as all guns, of course out of the question here in Sweden

*sigh* from Vikings to this?

-- (the B in SteveB is Swedish for flowering twig)