OT: Caption This...

[Steve Dude Barr]

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I'll start..

Come on Jack...where's Biff got the booze stashed??? I know you know fugger!! I know there's a bottle of vodka somewhere...hook me up Bro! Screw the doughnuts!! Get me the keys to that black Lincoln over there too....I'll take the wives to Hearst Castle on tour.

Uhhhh Steve...there's no booze allowed on the facility...it's an insurance thing I think....put your goggles on too and stop following NorM's niece. There's media here....people are watching. You gotta cool it! Biff's kinda pissed at you about last night...He got a call from The Sands this morning about you...ya gotta be cool....just fugging chill will you?

 

[LowDownDave]

Hiya Jack, beautiful weather we're having today, don't you think?

Why yes Steve, it's absolutely lovely. You're looking well.

 

[Figjam]

Jack: Hiya. I'm Jack.

Steve: How ya doin, name's Steve.

Jack: *shuffles nervously* Cool

Steve: *sips coffee* yuuuuup.

 

[Psycho Ward]

Dude: "This coffee tastes like piss..."


Jack: "It is piss Steve, it's Biffs favorite joke, want a doughnut to go wit that?"

 

[fogman]

Dude: "This coffee tastes like piss..."


Jack: "It is piss Steve, it's Biffs favorite joke, want a doughnut to go wit that?"

Now that made me laugh!

 

[Bill]

 

[SteveB]

Jack: My name is Jack, and I'm a BongoHolic..

Steve Barr (thinking): I'd like to give that boy the secret handshake...

 

[Mobay45]

"Hi, I'm Jack."

(Steve thinking: "Why doesn't this guy have any eyebrows?")

 

[russinator]

Jack: OK Dude! Put down that drink and let's settle this here and now!

 

[shamus63]

(Jack) "Should I slap that hand, Steebo?"

(Steebo) "Does it belong to NorM's niece...?"

 

[drgroovenstein]

Jack: <chuckle> Where's your pants?

Steve: Ohhh, I wonder'd why I was feelin that breeze.

 

[mbgreene]

Steve

Grrrrrrr....Hike up your skirt a little more..and show the world to me...

Jack

That doesn't sound desirable at all.

 

[bovinehost]

Jack: See the tiny fools! They dare not approach us! Notice how they quiver
in fear and maintain a respectful distance? We are powerful!

Steve: Yeah, um, I'm out of smokes.

 

[Psycho Ward]

Dude:
"Hey Jack, you know that flaming Bongo BP gave ya last night at the SLO Country Club? Well I've put it up on eBay and the bids are pouring it like crazy, we're going to be rich!"


Jack:
"Steve I think I've got something in my eye, could you step a little closer?"

 

[jongitarz]

Dude...That didn't feel like love...

 

[Oldtoe]

Jack: Steve, if you don't give me back my coffee, I'm gonna knock the living *#$! out of you.

Steve: ...

Jack: No, really.

 

[phatduckk]

LoL

i cant post what im thinkin but you guys should know its pretty funny.

 

[Lazybite]

Jack: Somewhere Over the rainbow
Steve: (speechless)

 

[Strangeglow]

Jack: Steve... A couple of things about last night. First, I wasn't singing "to you", I was singing to everyone. Second, "Why don't we do it in the road" is just a song, not an invitation.