OT: I'm baaaack

[Aussie Mark]

I spent the past week in the mountains of Bali, 30 minutes drive from the nearest internet cafe, which had a ridiculously slow connection, so I couldn't be arsed spending any time online. Did I miss anything interesting?

Hey Gav/Tiffles/Scott etc, check out the old Holdens I found in Ubud ....

 

[sultrabass]

Oh, man. I envy you. (except for the snakes)

 

[Colin]

Hey Gav/Tiffles/Scott etc, check out the old Holdens I found in Ubud ....

I thought you may have traveled back in time after seeing that photo. Clean as a whistle.

Colin

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

No BSH's???

What can brown do for you??

 

[Aussie Mark]

No BSH's???

What can brown do for you??

Well, I did pay two cute young brown girls to be on their knees in front of me for 45 minutes. $7 for two chicks for 45 minutes is a good deal, right? Even if it was just a pedicure

And another day I paid less than $10 for a girl to caress my nekkid body with massage oil for an hour or so. No "happy finish" offered (or requested) though.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Well, I did pay two cute young brown girls to be on their knees in front of me for 45 minutes. $7 for two chicks for 45 minutes is a good deal, right?

Works for me...

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

No "happy finish" offered (or requested) though.

Does not work for me...

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

Where's the snake?

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Who cares? Where are the BSH's????

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Damn it!!

 

[Bill]

Did I miss anything interesting?

Not much. BP gave everybody a free Bongo, but other than that, just typical forum stuff....

 

[basspastor]

Mark holding snakes!!; completely drunk out of his mind, sudden lose of memory,
crazy lunitic,??? I'm to old to die like that.

 

[bovinehost]

I'm too old to die like that.

I think I'd rather like to make an exit like that.

I mean, it's better than going out on the toilet like Elvis.

 

[Mobay45]

I think I'd rather like to make an exit like that.

I mean, it's better than going out on the toilet like Elvis.

We were playing a Halloween gig weekend before last and our singer asked the kids if they knew who Elvis was just before he was going to sing "Suspicious Minds." One of the kids said "He's the guy who died on the toilet." We all laughed our asses off. For everything he did, this is what he's remembered for.

 

[SteveB]

We were playing a Halloween gig weekend before last and our singer asked the kids if they knew who Elvis was just before he was going to sing "Suspicious Minds." One of the kids said "He's the guy who died on the toilet." We all laughed our asses off. For everything he did, this is what he's remembered for.

I remember him for lots of other things, namely.. the things mentioned in the Zappa tune "Elvis has just left the building".

 

[Bill]

We were playing a Halloween gig weekend before last and our singer asked the kids if they knew who Elvis was just before he was going to sing "Suspicious Minds." One of the kids said "He's the guy who died on the toilet." We all laughed our asses off. For everything he did, this is what he's remembered for.

That's hilarious!!

Elvis....he was the greatest. Been a fan ever since I was a kid.

 

[scottbass71]

Welcome back mate yeah the old holdens bought a tear to my eye

 

[midopa]

Welcome back!

 

[basspastor]

I think I'd rather like to make an exit like that.

I mean, it's better than going out on the toilet like Elvis.

OK; I will give that one to you.