OT : Knucklehead Pranks ?

[Dizzy]

Yawn ...... bit slow today.
Anyone up for a few laughs ?

Been Punked ??
Been Embarrassed to the point you wish you died ??

Or are you the prankster ?

There's gotta be some good stories out there, so let's hear 'em !

I'll go first :
My brother & I regularly take each other on, with some going down in family history.

My brother got my girlfriend (now wife) a ripper: He has this real bad toenail that grows thick, and always looks gross (a yellowy green tinge). She always commented on it.
He ripped the end off one day and stuck it deep into the bristles of her toothbrush. Needless to say there were hysterics when we found her yelling and gagging over the toilet after it got stuck in her teeth.

In retaliation I cut a bit of hair from my balls & nether-regions (nice and late in the day) and carefully blended plenty of it with the tobacco from one of his smokes and fed it back in to the cigarette. Semi drunk, he smoked 2/3 of it before noticing, saying "this smoke tastes like sh*t".

Funny that.

 

[rlarino]

UGH... lol

 

[JPBlueDawn]

Wow, thats baaaaaad..

I've seen some things. One I wasnt involved in but while waiting in line for a concert, a really extremely drunk guy began entertaining the crowd with his drunken stupidity. Finally, a group of tools offer the man a drink telling him to take a shot with them because they think he's "cool". The shot the drunk took was an entire 20oz soda bottle filled with spit from chewing tobacco. Needless to say, the next time we saw the vile liquid it was mixed with stomach juice. 10minutes of watching a man vomit someone elses spit was enough to cure any thoughts I had of getting extremely drunk that night.

Shawn

 

[wagnerite]

some from my orhestra days...

clear scotch tape on the hair (playing) side of the violin bow.

switching strings on stringed instruments (its easy to do this on violins/violas)

clear scotch tape on the end hole of flute.

various small items into tuba, french horns...etc.

a drop of anbesol on clarinet/oboe mouth pieces. this would work for sax players too.

 

[Dizzy]

Wow, thats baaaaaad..

I've seen some things. One I wasnt involved in but while waiting in line for a concert, a really extremely drunk guy began entertaining the crowd with his drunken stupidity. Finally, a group of tools offer the man a drink telling him to take a shot with them because they think he's "cool". The shot the drunk took was an entire 20oz soda bottle filled with spit from chewing tobacco. Needless to say, the next time we saw the vile liquid it was mixed with stomach juice. 10minutes of watching a man vomit someone elses spit was enough to cure any thoughts I had of getting extremely drunk that night.

Shawn

LMAO....... that bought back some funny-ass memories.... have seen some similar stuff.

 

[dwells]

thats funny dizzy!!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

Back when I was in marching band, me and a few other guys in the trumpet section figured out that if you fart in rehersal when we are learning new drill, it gets a serpintine effect from all the bodies moving here and there.

So, it was well above 95 degrees one monday afternoon and we all had something either greasy or mexican, and for me it was probably both. Needless to say we were doing that the whole 3 hours we were out there. You let it go right before you run a few sets and when you are done you are a ways away from where you were, and you hear people freaking out because they can't move from attention and they start blaming eachother. Simply amazing.

 

[SteveB]

Note to self: don't get drunk with Dizzy!

 

[Jodizzle]

Hey Sub,
that's pretty funny. Reminds me of my marching band days

Me and a couple friends once pulled a prank on this guy we knew whom LOVED raisenettes. We emptied the box and filled it with goat poo (looks axactly the same) .. it was quite amusing.

 

[PugNinjas]

Here's one of my favs

Take a dollup of vaseline and carefully spread it on the most inconspicuos part of a doorknob or desk drawer handle. No one ever expects it. Another favorite place to use it would be on the faucet handles in a restroom, I have even seen it done on car door handles although that slightly more harsh !!

 

[Dizzy]

^^

The feral exploration drillers on the Gold project I worked on paid out big time on the Junior Geologists, taking smearing to the next level.

A couple of more tame examples :

* Poo under the Geo's 4x4 vehicle door handles.
* Peeing in their hard-hats (full) and freezing them overnight.

These guys were animals, with barely an oz of brain matter among the whole exploration team.

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I put a mountain dew bottle full of piss in someone's ice chest once. It was payback

Also once again from my marching band days. We were at a major contest and our band director was going #2 in a portajon. Me and this guy Kelly start rocking it to piss him off. Funny thing is, you could hear him in there "Paul what the hell are you doing???!!!"... we were totally silent too until we ran away laughing (I'm way too easily amused)

I was the guy who always got blamed for the funny stuff

 

[Dizzy]

^^^^ LMAO

You had me at "my marching band days"!

 

[JohnnyD19]

Dry Ice Bomb, Flour, Plunger.... 4 am....... Pissed off cousins bedroom. needless to say it made a big boom. then he got antiqued and smacked in the face with a plunger. it was payback!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

^^^^ LMAO

You had me at "my marching band days"!

At least I don't have genetelia under my avatar

 

[mesadualrec]

hahaah this post is stellar!!

nice post Dizzy!