tiffles
Well-known member
i just got this at work mark, give it a go eh? 
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have anymore
children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative
was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beercan, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a bunger and put it in a beercan. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3,4, 5," at which point
he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.
After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have anymore
children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative
was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beercan, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayzus, I may not be the smartest
guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a bunger and put it in a beercan. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3,4, 5," at which point
he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.
