OT: Success!!!!

[RitchieDarling]

Hey everyone! I just got home from the dental surgeon's office.

They took x-rays and poked and prodded.

They put this funny thing on my head that held my face stationary.

Like Annie Lennox had in the video for Missionary Man!

Then announced that all my surgeries have been a resounding success!

All the bones are healing nicely, and the muscles are stronger than ever!

And I finally managed to get both sets of teeth in and keep them in all day without any pain meds!

AND my bottom lip doesn't hang open like it used to!

I'm a happy guy! Until I start making the payments at least!

No 20th SR5 for me!

Thanks for all the good vibes!

Ritchie

 

[midopa]

w00t congrats! shiny teeth and me shiny teeth shiny teeth

now go eat a huge steak!

 

[Bill]

Woo-hoo! Good to hear, Ritchie!

 

[Big Poppa]

Great Ritchie!

 

[tkarter]

That's great news Ritchie.

can you take a big bite out of an apple yet?

tk

 

[RitchieDarling]

Apples

No apples or steak yet.

It's all jell-o and soup.

However, I can drink ice cold water now without cringing.

And I can sit with my mouth closed. Which is something I had trouble doing before.

Now it's involuntary. I love it!

Apples will come later. With caramel/rum sauce!

Ritchie

 

[tkarter]

One of these day soon the only thing it will hurt to bite is your tongue.

tk

 

[Oldtoe]

Good deal, Ritchie!

 

[Psycho Ward]

Glad to hear everything checked out great! I know that had to be a rough ordeal.

Have a Merry Christmas and enjoy the egg nog!

 

[Eggman]

Congrats Ritchie!!

That sounds like a diet that would cause extreme hunger and thus big weight loss. Do you now have a svelte little body to go with that $10k smile?

 

[Mobay45]

No apples or steak yet.

It's all jell-o and soup.

However, I can drink ice cold water now without cringing.

And I can sit with my mouth closed. Which is something I had trouble doing before.

Now it's involuntary. I love it!

Apples will come later. With caramel/rum sauce!

Ritchie

Big time congratulations Ritchie!

Tell me more about this surgery. I have a receptionist here in the office that has that same problem.

 

[RitchieDarling]

Chatter!

Tell me more about this surgery. I have a receptionist here in the office that has that same problem.

I feel your pain my friend!

I too have a receptionist of that sort. Only ours combines constant mundane chatter with terminal blonde syndrome!

Here is a synopsis of an actual conversation we had last week. I swear to you all, I am not making this up.

Her: What's that song they play at baseball games?

Me: (singing) Take me out to the ball game, take me out......

Her: No no. The other one.

Me: (imitating the organist) Dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM-dum-dum-dum-Dum diddleee-ump-dee-DUM CHARGE!

Her: No. That's not it. Oh, I know. The national anthem.

Me: The Star-Spangled Banner.

Her: Is that also known as the national anthem?

Me:...................................yes.....................................

And just when I thought it was over, she threw in this.

Her: Did you know that Russia has a national anthem?

Me: ..............................yes................................

(Pause while she searches the internet)

Her: Oh, I think all countries have one.


I had to come home and have a nice stiff Jameson & ginger after that conversation!

Nice girl. But I simply can't stand to talk to her sometimes

Ritchie

 

[IkaruShizzlemah]

I feel your pain my friend!

I too have a receptionist of that sort. Only ours combines constant mundane chatter with terminal blonde syndrome!

Here is a synopsis of an actual conversation we had last week. I swear to you all, I am not making this up.

Her: What's that song they play at baseball games?

Me: (singing) Take me out to the ball game, take me out......

Her: No no. The other one.

Me: (imitating the organist) Dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM-dum-dum-dum-Dum diddleee-ump-dee-DUM CHARGE!

Her: No. That's not it. Oh, I know. The national anthem.

Me: The Star-Spangled Banner.

Her: Is that also known as the national anthem?

Me:...................................yes.....................................

And just when I thought it was over, she threw in this.

Her: Did you know that Russia has a national anthem?

Me: ..............................yes................................

(Pause while she searches the internet)

Her: Oh, I think all countries have one.


I had to come home and have a nice stiff Jameson & ginger after that conversation!

Nice girl. But I simply can't stand to talk to her sometimes

Ritchie

Is she single?

Ikaru

 

[ekb16b]

Is she single?

wot are u thinking?

even tho im not sure wot happened, im happy for ya

 

[RitchieDarling]

Is she single?

Ikaru

YES!!


Please feel free to come and take her away!

Ritchie

 

[Mobay45]

Her name isn't Courtney, is it?

I swear to God that sounds just like our receptionist.

I feel your pain brother.

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Geez these women give blondes a bad name!

Am I the only remotely intelligent blonde I know of then?

 

[RitchieDarling]

Her name isn't Courtney, is it?

I swear to God that sounds just like our receptionist.

I feel your pain brother.

No. Her name is Alison.

But she decided a few years ago that Alison wasn't cool enough.

SO, she has changed it to: Ali-Sha Jhai

Then for a year she complained when anyone called her Alison or Ally.

NOW she has decided she wants to be called Ally and complains when anyone calls her Ali-Sha.

MENTAL

 

[AnthonyD]

I think I like this girl...


Congrats on the success with the smile Ritchie!

 

[tadawson]

No. Her name is Alison.

But she decided a few years ago that Alison wasn't cool enough.

SO, she has changed it to: Ali-Sha Jhai

Then for a year she complained when anyone called her Alison or Ally.

NOW she has decided she wants to be called Ally and complains when anyone calls her Ali-Sha.

MENTAL

In the words of Carlos Mencia . . . . .


Dee Dee Dee!!!!


- Tim