OT: What am I going to do about my cat?

[rhythmCity944]

I recently got a new kitten...he's a smoky colored guy with a brown face and I named him LIFESON (THE SNOW DOG)...my last cat was a gourgious orange tabby and his name was GEDDY LEE, RIP...well here is my dilema...Geddy Lee's favorite indoor past time was to dance on my Stingray bass and bat at the strings and make noise wen he wasn't outside chasing after chip monks, i was so proud of my little guy...LIFESON though has taken to the piano...how can i correct this, he shows no interest in my stingray basses let alone bass guitars but loves dancing on those piano keys

how will i correct this upset? I need help to figure out this...i don't mind if LIFESON likes piano, i just want a little bass in his paws every now and then

and for the record, i took in this kitten's mama and named her LITA as in LITA FORD...

 

[andynpeters]

Sadly you will have to get rid of your basses and play more piano.

Cats are much more important.

 

[adouglas]

Cat? Did someone say "cat"? Where? Where?

My kids, a pair of greyhounds. They like cats, actually. Cats don't like them, though.

 

[rhythmCity944]

 

[jongitarz]

I have heard that when a cat is doing something you don't like, if you squirt it with a squirtgun, eventually the cat learns to stop what it was doing.

I have found that a BB gun works much faster.*









* no cats were harmed in the making of this joke.

 

[grumpyoldman]

I have heard that when a cat is doing something you don't like, if you squirt it with a squirtgun, eventually the cat learns to stop what it was doing.

I have found that a BB gun works much faster.*


* no cats were harmed in the making of this joke.

That method works the same on dogs, by the way, but you need an awful lot of BBs before they realize what's going on.....

 

[Fraxture]

My suggerstion is get a dog to get rid of the cat, then you will have to get a horse to get rid of the dog, then you will have to get a lion to get rid of the horse, then you will need an elephant to get rid of the lion, and then you will need to get a whale to get rid of the elephant.
After that I would suggest purchasing a tank at Sea World to house your new pet whale and toss your stingray in there so he can enjoy it.

 

[rhythmCity944]

well my cat GEDDY LEE hated to be scruffed and he'd fight it too...so when he did something bad, i'd scruff him and he wouldn't do it again...very quick learning cat... Lifeson just doesn't get upset...

BB's show up real well on x-rays...

 

[rhythmCity944]

My suggerstion is get a dog to get rid of the cat, then you will have to get a horse to get rid of the dog, then you will have to get a lion to get rid of the horse, then you will need an elephant to get rid of the lion, and then you will need to get a whale to get rid of the elephant.
After that I would suggest purchasing a tank at Sea World to house your new pet whale and toss your stingray in there so he can enjoy it.

i have a 8 pound mini dachshund...no musical talent...LITA the mama cat loves him and, and everything and everyone else for that matter...i swear she is a dog, she rolls on her belly and seeks attention 24/7

 

[Aussie Mark]

Piano playing cat? I've been there ....

 

[sloshep]

Maybe rub a little a little bit of catnip on the bass. That should get things started. We adopted a cat a few months ago. So far no musical talent.

 

[Bill]

My suggerstion is get a dog to get rid of the cat, then you will have to get a horse to get rid of the dog, then you will have to get a lion to get rid of the horse, then you will need an elephant to get rid of the lion, and then you will need to get a whale to get rid of the elephant.

Hmmmm...that reminds me of a story I read to my daughter at bedtime.

 

[midopa]

Cat playing piano:
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]



Said cat on Conan
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBE5wS6jQJI"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

 

[Psycho Ward]

Make him take piano lessons, that'll teach him!

 

[SquidLizard]

LOL @ Chuck.

 

[Caca de Kick]

What is it with bass players and cats???!!!

 

[SquidLizard]

I love cats. I do. I love my cats and lots of cats. But EVERY STINKING TIME I see that picture I laugh out loud.

 

[rhythmCity944]

starting today that little kitten will get a 15 minute piano lession each day until he is 8 weeks old, then we shall have 30 minutes lessions