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Dr. Nick

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Fuzzy Dustmite said:
Reading over at TB, I find that when I see the words "bubinga" or "spalted", I tend to throw up in my mouth a little. Dunno why, as I don't really even know what they are, but it seems to me that there's all these boutique bass people with (what I consider) ugly ass basses and they're always spouting off about how it's bubinga this, or spalted that.

Oh, yeah. This whole "exotic tone wood" thing has gotten out of hand!

It's actually quite easy, though. Let me explain all I know about the origin and importation of tone woods:

"Bubinga" is a subspecies of "Wenge". "Wenge” is harvested from sunken stumps found only in the headwaters of the Amazon. “Wenge” is not to be confused with “panga-panga”, which is also harvested from tree stumps, but only from the 6 inches immediately above the waterline.

But perhaps the most sought-after woods come from the exotic east, and many an adventurer and local guide has lost his life or limb in the pursuit of these precious, near-sacred, tone woods. Enter any run-down bar in Bangkok and ask about “Rambutan” or “Spanish Cedar”; you may have to make a hasty exit. Be wary of the reaction you get if you let it slip that you’re in the market for some “Purple Heart Coco Bolo”; “Zebrawood “ or “Natural Finish-African Tulipwood”. Local police officials can be quite stern in enforcing their country’s environmental laws.

Above all, remember that over 89 nations have banned the cultivation, possession or sale of “Box Elder Burl Top-Coretta”

By the way, the term “spalted” is a factory term referring to a piece of wood that has been stained or disfigured with beer or whiskey.

Hope this helps.
 

Disquieter

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Right Now, my key terms that make me puke with rage:

Performance Evaluation
Letter Of Intent
Windows XP
Goth
$900 modified gross
Triple Net.

ugh.
theres more, but im having dry heaves.


joel
 

bovinehost

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"At the end of the day...."

Shut UP, you parroting morons!

At the end of the day comes night.

Another way to get me puffed up is to use the term "proactive".

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

And yeah, Biff, "outside the box". Makes me want to gnaw furniture in half.
 

phatduckk

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the word "core" KILLS me ... I HATE IT. that and any other prefix or suffix stuck onto the words "punk" or "metal" in order to shove some music into the most specific genre EVER.

examples:
Metal core
emocore
doom metal
dark metal
black metal
punk core
ska core
grind core

all those terms should go away.

I have a friend that LOVES to over classify stuff and it annoys me real bad.

ok jsut had to vent; thanks for listening folks
 

mcvinyl

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phatduckk said:
the word "core" KILLS me ... I HATE IT. that and any other prefix or suffix stuck onto the words "punk" or "metal" in order to shove some music into the most specific genre EVER.

What about Apple... core :D
 
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