OT - Words that make you cringe?

[Fuzzy Dustmite]

smugglin plums

As in "I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums"?

 

[Beth]

As in "I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums"?

Yep -- funny album!!!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

http://www.angelfire.com/alt/splums/

 

[Fuzzy Dustmite]

Yep -- funny album!!!

Very! New one is good too.

 

[koogie2k]

This is the one that gets me all the time. It goes something like this:

Mrs. Koogie "Can you go to the store for me?"

Koogie2k "Sure dear, what do you need?"

Mrs. Koogie "Coffee, milk, bread and some pickles"

Koogie2k "Yeah, no problem" - I head out

Mrs. Koogie "Oh and one more thing, I need some tampons, they are on isle 5 next to the man killer items.....thanks babe"

Koogie2k - leaves and ponders how he is going to pull that off without other dudes laughing at him at the store.

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

*"You said you only had one Bass"
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*"But you've already got a Bass"
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*"Mum, come see what Dad just got"
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[Bill]

*"Mum, come see what Dad just got"

Oh, lordy!! I hadn't even considered that one. That'll be happening to me in the next few years! My one year old already knows how to say "bass." I'm doomed....

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

>>>>Oh, lordy!! I hadn't even considered that one. That'll be happening to me in the next few years! My one year old already knows how to say "bass." I'm doomed

The only way to do it is to tell no one and pretend it's always been there...if ya know what I mean

 

[bovinehost]

Heh heh, my four year old can already tell you which basses are Bongos.

I opened the case for my new blue one yesterday and he said, "Hey, new Bongo, cool."

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

>>>I opened the case for my new blue one yesterday and he said, "Hey, new Bongo, cool."

LOL. Kids love it just like Xmas

 

[chbass]

freebird

 

[jongitarz]

inventory

 

[tkarter]

Audit


tk

 

[bovinehost]

"It's not the battery."

"You didn't eat that, did you?"

"I'm not really nineteen."

"The admiral wants to see you in his stateroom."

 

[Fuzzy Dustmite]

This is the one that gets me all the time. It goes something like this:

Mrs. Koogie "Can you go to the store for me?"

Koogie2k "Sure dear, what do you need?"

Mrs. Koogie "Coffee, milk, bread and some pickles"

Koogie2k "Yeah, no problem" - I head out

Mrs. Koogie "Oh and one more thing, I need some tampons, they are on isle 5 next to the man killer items.....thanks babe"

Koogie2k - leaves and ponders how he is going to pull that off without other dudes laughing at him at the store.

"Irv, are these kotex maxi pads on special??"

 

[Beth]

I love scaring men with feminine hygiene products...

 

[Psycho Ward]

I don't mind at all going to the store for feminine hygiene products, I look at it this way, at least everyone knows you've got a woman in your life.

I'm more concerned about being spotted with a tube of Preparation-H

 

[higher1]

Jimmi Ward ! What's up bro ! Thanks for the kind words Dude knows I talked you up, we need to get together, email me when and where you're playing, we have 4 pending gigs with Tom Miller. I'll have to fill you in on the "Clear Channel" Last Band Standing contest, they made whores out of us.

Oh, "whores" does not make me cringe.

PETE!! Whats up buddy?? Thanks for the boost. Have'nt seen any mail from you lately. I'd love to come see you perform again. E me ande lemme know when you're playing, and if I'm free the wife and I will come see ya rock out!

The only gigis I have coming up are RaiderHed shows @ Ricky's in San Leandro, The Coliseum Parking Lot during the Raider home games, and our anual trip to south oakland (sandy eggo) for the Raider game down there.
Gator Alley is kinda on hold 'til football season is over.

I'll E ya and let ya know more specifics bro.

Too bad about that last band standing deal. Sorry to hear that. I can't wait to get details.

great to see ya here!

peace


P.S. "Whores" make me cringe (just thinking about all the... oh nevermind)

 

[higher1]

"Irv, are these kotex maxi pads on special??"

I love doing this sorta thing for my wife... I'll even carry them when she's with me at the store. I like to take the tampons out of the box and wear them (in ear, around neck, carried like a long lost friend) . LOL

you get the picture. most people look at me and laugh. and that's all i'm looking for!

 

[beej]

"Price check on Vagisil ..."