OT - Words that make you cringe?

[Adwex]

<customer> "The screen is locked up"

<boss> "The work isn't getting done"

<boss> "I know everything"

<boss paging me from his extension> "Adam, extension 124...Adam, 124"

 

[Spudmurphy]

- It'll be ready in about 4 months !!

 

[Lazybite]

"Hi is that VIP support......My computer's F**cked"

'What's wrong'

"It's just f**cked"

oooh I hate that