Help! Pete, How do I open this?

[bdgotoh]

Am I the only one that got Jack's joke?

I got it Tom, I just couldn't think of a suitably witty follow-up.

 

[maddog]

 

[bozzbass90]

Put a beach towel over it and put 3 other people at each corner, hold hands and sing a "I will survive" and eventually it will open itself.

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Easy - it doesn't open

 

[mathewsanchez]

Ask this guy?

 

[T-bone]

Am I the only one that got Jack's joke?

Are you kidding? I could hardly contain myself. All the possible responses, and too little time.

I was chuckling most of the day over that one.

tbone

 

[Oldtoe]

Have you considered a chemical solvent?

Somebody PM me with the joke. I think I may know, but perhaps I don't.

Derr.

 

[T-bone]

We probably should just spell it out for everyone.

It has to do with getting a Beaver to gnaw it open.

You see, the mascot for Oregon State University is The Beaver. So with all those young Beavers running around, he ought to find one to help with his "package."

Like I said, I chuckled all day over Jack's response.

tbone

 

[maddog]

One of those shining Parent/Child moments. I'm prefacing this with the fact my parents have always been very straight-laced with me. No dirty jokes were ever told around the house. This was last Christmas when I visited M&D. My cousin had graduated from college so we went to her favourite pub to celebrate. My aunt was asking about my schooling. The subject of the mascot came up. My mom gets this knowing look on her face and starts giggling like mad.

 

[Oldtoe]

I thought you meant the "chemical solvents" joke.

I got the beaver thing.

 

[adouglas]

 

[koogie2k]

C-4 usually does the trick...just got to know how much to use.