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pickguard, best place to buy?

azzy_wazzy said:
Fellas? :(

I feel all de-feminated ;)

fellas is plural for fella and fella ends in a and assuming a latin root would thus imply feminine. So I think your covered Azzy. ;)
 
Fat POPPA

Big Poppa said:
Azzy-wazzy.....that was the best! Muppett head.


Sterling, Sterling, Sterling...you look like a canidate for the Dr. Phill show....ya know...you don't photo that well....since you drop so many names...get together with the doc...you will live longer...bragging about fitting into Elvis's jumpsuit is well....sort of gross.





Can't we all just get along??!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
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Big Poppa said:
Azzy-wazzy.....that was the best! Muppett head.


I mean, where are all the moderators?? Big Poppa is STRAINING against that fabric.....Jack is changing his "one of a kind Bongo"....sentimental my butt.....
 
azzy_wazzy said:
Fellas? :(

I feel all de-feminated ;)

i have just removed both feet from my mouth. sorry about the "only men play music" qoute, i'm just used to hangin' around the fellas, i should know better, my singer is female!:D
davey
 
thank said:
Speaking of comedy...did ya hear the one about the guy trying different basses? He played a RIC, He played a FENDER (OH SWEAR WORD)...he tried a Gibson and then he tried a Music Man. He said to the salesman...they all are different, they all do things differently......which should I get? The GC salesman says, that's easy, the Music Man...it does everything and is our biggest seller. The guy thought to himself, and then asked the salesman, if it does everything, and is your bigest seller, how come there are so many in this store? The salesman replied, don't ask me, I only work here.

So if it is your biggest seller, wouldn't you want to keep alot in stock? :confused:

(yes, I'm now working on flogging the maggots, just getting out some angst over the situation and will come to my senses and delete once I'm a little more balanced on things.)
 
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Nothing to worry about, Davey. We've just had a pest problem around here lately and it decided to infest your thread.

Pickguards are available from EB for around fifty dollars - guaranteed to fit your bass.

Other companies make them, too, as has been mentioned. Some of them do a good job, some of them.....well, got a file?

Jack
 
davey said:
i have just removed both feet from my mouth. sorry about the "only men play music" qoute, i'm just used to hangin' around the fellas, i should know better, my singer is female!:D
davey
Not to worry - the female presence has been diminished here of late - I was just "yankinh your chain" as you lot say :D
 
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