Portrait of Fear

[bovinehost]

Phone rings.

BP says, "Jack, do you know where Luke's guitars are? He's got a gig in Florida tonight..."

You know how about a zillion things can occur to you at once? So in the space of about 1.8 seconds, I consider:

- were his guitars in the right cases?
- did I dream about taking them to the airport myself?
- crap, I just handed them over to the guy who said he was Tony! I should have checked his identification!
- what if the fake Tony says, 'I have no idea what you're talking about...'
- I have no record of turning them over to fake Tony!

Anyway, it appears it was just a communications breakdown, the company in FL got them a couple of days ago and they are enroute to the venue.

But whoa, was I completely aware there for a minute?

Yes, yes, I certainly was.

Whew!

Jack

 

[Psycho Ward]

Have a beer or two, at once!

 

[Eggman]

Sounds like your BAC is still a little high from the Dallas weekend!!!!!!!!!
...or not high enough now.....

 

[maddog]

We need pics of your soiled trousers.

 

[bovinehost]

Hah.

Hah hah.

I mean, it's funny NOW.

 

[NorM]

I just started to breath again.
Whew

My other definition of fear is pulling up on a Los Angles traffic jam just as I finish 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin.

 

[Mobay45]

I just started to breath again.
Whew

My other definition of fear is pulling up on a Los Angles traffic jam just as I finish 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin.

YOU just gave me the chills!

 

[boston asphalt2]

YOU just gave me the chills!

funny it tends to give people the sh**s

 

[GWDavis28]

Jack, wow, I don't think I'd want Luke pissed at me. Glad to hear it all ended up ok.

Glenn |B)

 

[bassmonkeee]

We need pics of your soiled trousers.

Maybe you need pictures. I'm perfectly happy to take his word for it.

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Scary stuff, huh?


Jack, I'm ready to send a call tag for mine - just let me know when it's ready to go!

 

[bovinehost]

For your what?

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Exactly

 

[Colin]

I even started to panic when I was first reading this

 

[koogie2k]

LOL....nothing like getting the ole ticker fluttering eh Jack!

Glad to see that Luke's guitars made it.....

 

[fly]

ahahhahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahhaha

*breaths in*

hhahahahhahahahahhahhahhahhahahhahhahhaa


quote of the day.

nice.

Maybe you need pictures. I'm perfectly happy to take his word for it.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I would have been like.....

 

[Colin]

Steve's back!!!