PUBLIC PETITION: (stay right where you are bp!!!)

[Rano Bass]

Eats MSG Chinese food, enjoys gluten.....you are voting for him in this?

Thats just too much.....

No vote for you Craig!

 

[Big Poppa]

He takes up two parking spaces.....drives real slow in the fast lane...goes real slow at a crowded light then guns it right when it turns red so you missed the light....talks real loud to his bookie on the cell phone at nice restaurants,Likes to grab food off your plate with bare hands...But the worst is that anytime he is around your mother or sister you catch him winking at them......

Vote denied

 

[Psycho Ward]

I've learned a lot about Craig from this thread. At least there were no drop kicking of puppies for fun mentioned.

 

[strummer]

The more I read this thread the more human Craig Young becomes

 

[njhammer]

He takes up two parking spaces.....drives real slow in the fast lane...goes real slow at a crowded light then guns it right when it turns red so you missed the light....talks real loud to his bookie on the cell phone at nice restaurants........
Vote denied

For a second there I thought he'd relocated to NJ.....

 

[jlepre]

I've learned a lot about Craig from this thread. At least there were no drop kicking of puppies for fun mentioned.

No puppy kicking, but rumour has it that he has been know to juggle a cat or 3....

 

[Big Poppa]

gerbils he juggles gerbils

 

[Sonnyonbass]

It's minus 10 degrees out here! I am hungry and I NEED a hot dog!

Signed!

 

[Oldtoe]

Craig punched Snooki.

 

[Kirby]

Craig punched Snooki.

I would thank him for that. Here is a second vote!

 

[T-bone]

...But the worst is that anytime he is around your mother or sister you catch him winking at them......

This coming from the biggest Babe Magnet of all?

What I'm wondering is:

Did he put flats on a Bongo?
Does he play a 5 string?
Does he use a pick?

Now, there could be some flexibility with regard to the 5 string. But flats on a Bongo (or worse a 5 string Bongo). Ei yi yi.

tbone

 

[LawDaddy]

Craig *CAN* find Chuck Norris.

 

[Holdsg]

I say anyone that's been named Markbass Playa of the Month already has everything he could ever imagine wanting in life, and should return his Gamechanger post haste. Sorry CY.

 

[mfallmann]

Jack he takes the tags off of pillows too.....he doesnt recycle...doesnt exercise, drinks tap water.... Eats MSG Chinese food, enjoys gluten.....you are voting for him in this?

... errrm, I can't find anthing wrong here

+1 vote. i want a chili-dog from fatburger in santa monica *drool*

 

[cyoungnashville]

Craig punched Snooki.

no no no... ben... what actually happened was... i "snooki punched" a donkey. the press never gets it right, but at least we have wikipedia.

 

[Big Poppa]

I wasnt going to bring up wikipedia but Craig Young posts falsehoods as fact on wikipedia.

 

[Stephen]

So "... you are gonna try to take my gamechanger back to s.l.o. ..." is just a rumour?!

I'm confused ... but I'd still like a hot dog, if it can be made to survive the trip across the atlantic, that is.

 

[sloshep]

Craig, did you not play well with others in the sandbox when you were a kid?

Since being verbally harassed isn't working, how about... guilt.

I will now invoke the most sacred of EBMM bass players.

You would DENY Tony Levin (insert choir voices here) a chance to try the game changer?

Sorry dude, no vote from me. I used to live in SLO. I knew people who used to work there. Besides I have high cholesterol, so I have to watch my hot dog intake.

 

[Big Poppa]

Tony has one

 

[bovinehost]

tony has one

bam!