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DaveB

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Hey guys,

I had a customer order two Bongos a while ago and for one reason and another the order got messed up......

but Strings & Things came up with a loaner bass for him (and a load of freebies once his instruments arrived) as the guys in SLO worked all hours to get those guitars made.

Can I thank you all for helping out - I just wish all companies had the same customer service commitment as you guys.

Dave
 

Beth

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Yaaay! He got the Bongos, and I'm so happy that he likes them!

Kudos to DaveB and everyone at S&T for getting this worked out!

Cheers,
Beth :)
 

DaveB

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Thanks again folks.....

Once I get to 31st Jan 2008 and all tax/accounts issues are sorted then I have things in place that are going to mean I can concentrate on the shop and not be trying to juggle too many balls (no pun intended) at the same time.

I think my ability to take a joke is coming back ;)

Give it your best shot

DaveB

np. KT Tunstall - Drastic Fantastic (check her out - great album)
 

Beth

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OK, I'll take a shot...


A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. Bartender asks "hey, where'd you get that?" Duck says "I don't know, but it's been on my butt since last Wednesday".

:D :D :D

I find my sense of humor is pretty nil when things get really busy. No worries, Dave, you're in good company here!
 

Blind Lemon

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Just remember Beth, you started this off.

A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his trousers and
the bartender says "Do you know you've got a steering wheel down your trousers?" The guy says " I know and it's driving me nuts!"
 

Jimmyb

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of bitter and a cheese sandwich. The barman looks at him with wonder, as obviously talking ducks are not a regular occurence.

The duck takes his pint and sandwich and sits at the bar reading the paper while he eats and drinks.

After finishing his first pint, he orders another one.

The barman, still quite intrigued, says to the duck

"You know mate, there's a circus in town at the moment, you should see if you can get a job there"

The duck replies,

"What would they need a plasterer for?"




I'll get my coat.
 

Jimmyb

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A white horse walks into a pub and orders a drink.

The barman says "hey, we've got a whiskey named after you"

The horse says "what, Fred?"
 

LoudGtr

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EBMM customer service is top notch for sure. I called 2 days ago needing a replacement part (guitar is almost 14 years old!) for my MM guitar and just wanted to know if I could order it through my local dealer and some other questions. Talked to a nice fellow named Scott and then a Kevin called me back (within minutes) to give me the "for sure" answer. Then Kevin calls me back a second time within minutes again with the "Part #" to "help things along when I'm at the dealer".

!!! BRAVO !!!

So many reasons to enjoy your EBMM instrument.
 

Bungo

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A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into a saloon. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
 

Spudmurphy

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Now I don't know whether this will work on the net - better to say it than type it, but here goes


.....2 pieces of black tar were in a pub having a drink.

A piece of red tar walks up to them shouting and swearing and the 2 pieces of black tar say nothing and get out of the pub.

The 2 pieces of black tar return to the pub later and the barman says
"Hey there were two of you, you could have beat the cr4p outta him!!"

One of the black tar says "No way, that piece of red tar is a bit of a cyclepath" (psychopath- get it ??) :rolleyes:
 

mbgreene

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Guy wakes up one day only to discover a Gorilla on his roof. While checking the yellow pages for animal control he finds an add for Gary's Gorilla Removal Service and figures he'll give them a call.

Gary shows up in his van, looks up at the roof and tells the guy "Classic gorilla on the roof case, no problem". Goes to the van and gets a large net, a ladder, a baseball bat, a shot gun and a pit bull.

Guy asks him, "What are you gonna do with all that"

Gary says "Simple really. I take the ladder and climb up on the roof with the bat and hit the gorilla over the head. Gorilla falls off the roof. The pit bull is trained to rush up to whatever falls of the roof, bite its crotch and lock its jaws, thereby immobilizing it. I climb down the ladder, wrap the gorilla in the net put him the van and drive off."

Guy says "What about the shot gun"

Gary says " Oh I forgot - you hold it"

"What am I supposed to do with it"

"If something goes wrong and I fall off the roof............shoot the dog"
 
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