I was thinking maybe Ritchie was that guy who had fake titties implanted on a bet that he'd get $100K if he kept them for a year (saw the guy on "The Man Show" before Joe Rogan ruined it).
Woke up at home. Need help getting up. Can only lie down or stand. Stitches hurt. Hungry. Cotton mouth. Doc says I should be able to make the bash. Depending on where it is. Thankx 4 the vibes!