Slightly OT: The Dallas quote thread

[TSanders]

Post your favorite Dallas quote.

Im gonna stick with a bass brother, but go ahead and quote someone from the guitar side if you must.

Phatty. Thank you a million times over for letting Andrew and myself stay in your room. I owe you one.

That said, I will be quoting Arin, not once but twice.

In the hotel room Arin looks at me stunned and says:

Did you just say britches?

In the lobby bar in a fun circle of pals Arin says:

Yes, it is Jon Guitarz. I mean hes like Joe fu**ing Montana.

 

[NorM]

I love all you guys.
Although for some of you it's like eating cat poop for me to say that...
He's tall.

From me
So the lesson learned is that we should go to more nudie bars to see if you've been sampled?

From Luke:
You mean musically?

 

[AnthonyD]

"If you drink about 20 of these club sodas they begin to taste EXACTLY like club soda!"

 

[bassmonkeee]

"I've never missed lobby call!"

 

[GWDavis28]

"If you drink about 20 of these club sodas they begin to taste EXACTLY like club soda!"

I think I heard that comment about 10 times, but it was quite fitting. A statement that I won't ever forget.

Glad to have see you again adelucia.

Glenn |B)

 

[jeffrey]

"If you drink about 20 of these club sodas they begin to taste EXACTLY like club soda!"

I heard this a ton too!

It's definately the quote du jour for the weekend.

 

[phatduckk]

i'd rather peel my face off w/ a razorblade.

lol... ill leave you guys to guess who said it and what the context was.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Travis, I have to post it.

Jack: "I went to grab a handful of ass and got a handful of technology"

 

[Big Poppa]

Luke When Responding To Erika's Request For Rosanna....

 

[jongitarz]

Was that the face pealing comment?

 

[bovinehost]

Yes! Erika's knowledge of Luke-ology is somewhat limited, ahem.



Now wait, I said, "I went to grab a handful of ass and got a handful of technology"?

I have no idea what it even MEANS.

 

[phatduckk]

Was that the face pealing comment?

we've got a winner

 

[Big Poppa]

phatty..pretty quick for a mod look at my answer above jon's

 

[phatduckk]

phatty..pretty quick for a mod look at my answer above jon's

oops, my bad.

ladies and gentlemen: upon further inspection - Jon aint the winner

that's honestly is teh funniest thing i herad (about) all weekend.

edit:
on a Luke related note - im bummed that i forgot to ask if the allstars could play "while my guitar gently weeps". I saw a clip of toto doing that live with luke singing and its just amazing. mucho soul on Luke's part in that clip ([nomedia="http://youtube.com/watch?v=W_ExP-cyRGE"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia])

 

[SteveB]

"..another tender love ballad from Keith Baim.."

 

[bovinehost]

"Never underestimate man-love."

 

[SteveB]

"Travis, wash that hat... I'm afraid I'm gonna catch something!"

 

[tadawson]

With all sympathies to Jack, I really snickered at Sterlings comment when Heinz came out - something about "that ugly Sterling with the cat piss finish . . . . . . "

(Still plays fantastic, though . . . . )

- Tim

 

[bovinehost]

I wish I'd been hanging with BP when I brought Heinz out. I'm absolutely certain he had nothing but positive things to say.

 

[Aussie Mark]

Sterlings comment when Heinz came out - something about "that ugly Sterling with the cat piss finish . . . . . . "

And, being the CEO, there's nobody to blame for that color but himself