Me a teacher, no. I just work in a school. I'm the techy, website, do everything guy. The stories about the education system that I could tell. yikes.
sounds a lot like me...
my favorite was when i got a call about a computer not turning on... here's the run down of that call (swear true story)
ME: IS this is Peter how can i help you
STAFFER: Yes my computer is turning on, i've wigged the mouse and hit the space bar... i get nothing
ME: OK Let me ask a few questions and i'll be right over... When was the last time you remember your computer working properly
STAFFER: Ummm... Yesterday afternoon, i was entering grades, and then i shut it off before i went home.
ME: Out of curiousity did you try turning it on this monring...
STAFFER: silence... and then the phone hangs up
ME: kicking back in my chair laughing