Some people have a way with words

[kompressaur]

extract from a sellers listing on ebay.

"However, one word of caution for all you Ibanez shredders out there who think you’re finally ready for a man’s Strat - unless you know what you’re doing please DO NOT buy this guitar. This is a truly authentic, vintage style Strat, and if you don’t know what that means, then kindly move along. The frets are small, the neck is big, rock & roll comes out of it - any questions? It’s not thin and limp like your Ibanez and your pecker. You’ve been warned."

this is great guitar selling imo

Komp

 

[robelinda2]

I like it!

Limp pecker......gold.

 

[KennethB]

Hahahahah! Genius!

 

[73h Nils]

I lol'd.

Speaking of ways with words, Stephen King's book NEXT has a little prologue that says "This is a work of fiction; except for the parts that aren't"

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

The person who posted that is a true salesman!

 

[Dead-Eye]

Means it feels like playing on a log, right?

 

[candid_x]

Pecker comment notwithstanding, I think he just wants to avoid the hassle of dealing with an unsatisfied customer, who is likely to expect a more modern version of a Strat.