Sometimes CS is interesting....

[balance]

Actually, the real story is that John got carried away during a Dream Theater show and sped up to around 5 billion notes per second. No one in the audience survived. The guitar did end up damaged due to the intense heat and pressure.

 

[brownpants69]

Nah- he actually slowed it down to 4 billion. But it became hotter than the sun and broke. Michaelangelo's (not the guitar noobs) paint job and the Tony Blair pickups survived though. Damn, Ive got to stop watching videos on youtube

 

[brownpants69]

Or maybe Yngwie tried eating it???

 

[dmullen]

It's just a flesh wound!

 

[Ang3lus]

Or maybe Yngwie tried eating it???

LOL

shame though

that girl broke his balls ;[

 

[GHWelles]

I showed this to my wife. She said it gave her ideas.......

 

[jamminjim]

Gawd!

 

[edrod]

What are you guys talking about, that is the new John Petrucci signature vintage model

It comes in three different styles

Beat to sh#$%
Covered in water
and the new thrown from the 5th floor of a building

 

[Psychicpet]

I showed this to my wife. She said it gave her ideas.......

and to think a man of your skillz set precedent in your own household the moment you showed the pic....

 

[ernie1966]

That sent shivers down my spine.

Looks like she swung it like a baseball bat and hit the top edge, cracking the Pet in half. I hope it didn't connect with the poor guy's head.

 

[phatduckk]

wow - she musta been really pissed off!

im guessing that's not under warranty.

 

[RobW]

<moment of silence>

 

[midopa]

duct tape and band aid

maaaybe some neosporin

 

[Axilla]

...guess I'll never understand people that do damage to others' belongings when arguments arise.
You wanna fight ?! Then go ahead.
...but - go fight someone your level and not someone or something that cannot defend themselves (kids, cars, guitars, ...).

I'm a little depressed now...

 

[Zaarin]

Damn that sucks. Hopefully you guys can repair that, yikes.

 

[Eilif]

WD, I think you ought to send me your koa 20th for safe keeping, just in case.

I showed this to my wife. She said it gave her ideas.......

 

[GWDavis28]

WOW, man she must have been pissed!!! Will you guys fix it?

Glenn |B)

 

[applemacintosh]

Should I be glad I'm single and therefore have no threat to my four Balls?

 

[Dizzy]

"What do you mean I can't see BP any more ?!?!?! "

Take that you b@stard !

 

[Big Poppa]

I thought we could hide that fact that another chick went ballistic over me having to turn her down but Dizzy is just to sharp!