Spuds On-line Xmas party "Come on in!"

[Slav123]

Cool - I hope you guys in the USA keep this "party" going later on

Will try my best Spuds. If you don't hear from me, that will mean that my loving wife slammed my phone against the wall.

Slav

 

[OLPlayer]

Hi Spud - better late than never. Brought some top red wine and nibbles.... LET'S PARTY!

 

[Spudmurphy]

Nice blond is enticed into my bedroom.
She notices my 3 shelves all have teddy bears all in a row.

Nexy morning after a night of unbridled (and bridled) passion she says "hey I like your collection of teddy bears" You were fantastic in bed. Was I good?"

I says "Not bad love- now select a bear from the middle shelf" - Boom boom !!

 

[Smellybum]

Hi Spud - better late than never. Brought some top red wine and nibbles.... LET'S PARTY!

Ladies and Gentlemen - Jack Socket!

 

[fogman]

Hi Foggy - nice to see ya! Merry Xmas ol mate .

Any snow?

There's a tad on the ground here.
Suppose to rain tomorrow though.

Merry xmas everyone.

I've just been sent home from hospital for the day.. I've got Pneumonia.

It was life threatening but they've managed to control it... Goota go back in on sat.

What's santy claws bringing everyone ?

Glad it's under control!
Been there done that. Can be very painful too.

Happy Holidays

 

[browndog]

All you guys boozing it up. That takes me back. This will be my first Christmas without a cocktail.

 

[Jimmyb]

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol?

That's pretty low mister, if I had a rubber hose I would beat you....

 

[dstockden]

Hello alll! Bit late checking in (had to have an old mans nap after work!)

 

[Smellybum]

Hello alll! Bit late checking in (had to have an old mans nap after work!)

Living the rockstar lifestyle then - what happened to the twin girls and the tub of jelly in the back of the tour bus!?

 

[Jimmyb]

A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says:

'Hey, we've got a whisky named after you'

The horse says:

'What? Fred?'


boom boom

 

[wolf5150]

Guys, I need to get some sleep, I'm exhausted.

Hope the rest of you have a very happy xmas and a great 2010.

Enjoy

 

[dstockden]

Living the rockstar lifestyle then - what happened to the twin girls and the tub of jelly in the back of the tour bus!?

must have slipped me by that one! , PLus the jelly and the girls would have to be vegan so that cuts out 95% of the population and i'm too lazy to go looking for them!

 

[Spudmurphy]

Hi Spud - better late than never. Brought some top red wine and nibbles.... LET'S PARTY!

'bout time - i texted yer missus to find out where you were.

Just going downstairs to get another LARGE rum.

Look after things 4 me?

Watch Smelly and Jimmy b don't put washing up liquid in the jacuzzi !!!

 

[browndog]

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

 

[Jimmyb]

Dave,

There's a thread around where someone is asking about your silo, have you seen it?

 

[Adamr]

A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks.

On my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bast**d!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

'Don't know. Never found the head."

 

[Spudmurphy]

Guys, I need to get some sleep, I'm exhausted.

Hope the rest of you have a very happy xmas and a great 2010.

Enjoy

Hey Wolf take care man - look after yerself and get well !!

 

[Jimmyb]

Guys, I need to get some sleep, I'm exhausted.

Hope the rest of you have a very happy xmas and a great 2010.

Enjoy

It's twenty to nine!!!

Have a great one!

 

[Jonny Dubai]

anyone getting any music this christmas?

I am getting some black stone cherry and some old extreme albums.

 

[Adamr]

Guys, I need to get some sleep, I'm exhausted.

Hope the rest of you have a very happy xmas and a great 2010.

Enjoy

you too bud. merry crimbo.