Big Poppa
Well-known member
Knuckleheads....
I am proclaiming this "Steve Barr National Thread Hijacking Day"
I have done a little research and decided that Steve especially in conjuntion with Maddog is the number one thread hijakcer on our forum. We can be talking about dargie delights and we get taken back to Meatbombs,,,we can be talking about ltd editions and end up talking about timing chains on his Mercedes.....They Hijackings happen more in the evening and post midnight hours......go figure
Before any of you rush to judgement and before Steve gets mad please understand that this is a disease! It is one that has to be handled gingerly and with total compassion....it is a close relative of ADD. Scientists have studied the brain waves and noticed very subbtle differences in the brain sort of a cloudy gas like cloud over the judgement areas. The shrinks say it has to do with late term potty training coupled with a premature weining of mothers milk. Symptoms of a THD (thread hijacker deluxe) include mood swings, oral fixations with furniture or other wooden products,
Inability to gain weight, strange sleeping hablits, along with severe cuticle problems.
Please use compassion and understanding asthe only long term fix is electric shock, and gender re assignment. Shortterm we just must calmly remind him that we love him and hope for the best in his courageous battle with this silent thread killer.
I am proclaiming this "Steve Barr National Thread Hijacking Day"
I have done a little research and decided that Steve especially in conjuntion with Maddog is the number one thread hijakcer on our forum. We can be talking about dargie delights and we get taken back to Meatbombs,,,we can be talking about ltd editions and end up talking about timing chains on his Mercedes.....They Hijackings happen more in the evening and post midnight hours......go figure
Before any of you rush to judgement and before Steve gets mad please understand that this is a disease! It is one that has to be handled gingerly and with total compassion....it is a close relative of ADD. Scientists have studied the brain waves and noticed very subbtle differences in the brain sort of a cloudy gas like cloud over the judgement areas. The shrinks say it has to do with late term potty training coupled with a premature weining of mothers milk. Symptoms of a THD (thread hijacker deluxe) include mood swings, oral fixations with furniture or other wooden products,
Inability to gain weight, strange sleeping hablits, along with severe cuticle problems.
Please use compassion and understanding asthe only long term fix is electric shock, and gender re assignment. Shortterm we just must calmly remind him that we love him and hope for the best in his courageous battle with this silent thread killer.
