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I bet the 3 drink rule is creating the lesions. Get help before you break in two Steve.



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Big Poppa said:
The same researcher really doesn't think that the new three drink max is working......

If he starts the three drink rule, I forsee many loopholes :rolleyes:

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Actually the 3 drink max rule is working out pretty good now once I ditched adding water to my Crown Royal and go straight on the rocks.

Keeps me out of trouble for the most part. When I go over that I just let Mikey drive. He's a terror on the bumper cars but he can't reach the pedal yet so I just floor it and let him do the driving.

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Big Poppa said:
Now there you have it another confirmation of Steve's grave condition from the esteemed EB Forum medical staff.. The fact that it is metastatic coupled with the above frontal legions really complicate the treatment plan.

One researcher said that if Steve were to shave his entire body and only wear white jumpsuits that we may see slight improvement. Steve would STILL be able to keep it unzipped in the front to show his xylophone chest as is his custom with his Big Poppa wanna be Aloha shirts, there just would not be wild austin powers tufts of hair that you are used to seeing with Steve. The same researcher really doesnt think that the new three drink max is working.....numerous studies show that a steady diet of ketel one and grape juice coupled with ample pork rinds are a more effective holistic treatment.

As per Dr. Gassie's astute consultation, in my opinion, the three drink maximum is counterproductive, and indeed, may be harmful. Given the gravtiy of the condition, only intense exposure to large quantities of meat products and byprodcts accompanied by fermented yeast preparations, in the company of trusted guardians has any hope of initial response. Subsequent treatment will depend upon the initial response to therapy.
 

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numerous studies show that a steady diet of ketel one and grape juice

Sterling? Sterling Ball? The guy that runs the instrument/string place?

GRAPE JUICE?

Surely you meant grapefruit juice. Surely you did.

Because if you didn't, I don't even know you, man.
 

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I dont have legions and stuff...when you do you have to have the grape juice with the pork rinds...grape juice isnt enough...

Whe your body funtions perfectly the k1 grapefruit is a balancer
 

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Big Poppa said:
I dont have legions and stuff...when you do you have to have the grape juice with the pork rinds...grape juice isnt enough...

Whe your body funtions perfectly the k1 grapefruit is a balancer

I don't know what any of that means, which is fine, I'm sure I've not made any sense a time or two....but you're not mixing vodka with grape juice, are you?

Because I don't want to plan an intervention, but I will if I have to.
 

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Big Poppa said:
it was medicinal for thread hijacking It was one of the worst drinks I could think of on the fly and coupled with the worst snack food pork rinds

I have always wondered how there's a market for pork rinds.. yecch!
 

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SteveB said:
I have always wondered how there's a market for pork rinds.. yecch!

I'm from Mississippi. My wife's from Peru. Perhaps once or twice a year, we agree it is time to eat some pork rinds.

I'm not ashamed of this.

You should see what my mom's family used to eat.
 

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bovinehost said:
I'm from Mississippi. My wife's from Peru. Perhaps once or twice a year, we agree it is time to eat some pork rinds.

I'm not ashamed of this.

You should see what my mom's family used to eat.
I thought once a year you agreed to eat Guinea pig?

My grandmother did some killer Appellation cooking. Never had the nerve to ask exactly what we were eating (for all I know it could have been Guinea Pig/Pork Rind Suprise) but I know now it was probably stuff that would have made me gag if I had known what it was (but it was strangely tasty back then) .
 
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I catch her gazing longingly at the cages at Petsmart, though.
Vancouver is now X-treme Multicultural
There's a whole new definition to 'petfood' aka 'mystery meat' depending on your taste for 'fastfood'
Better keep her indoors if you don't want somebody wokking your poodle
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I actually love pork rinds and have been known to drink Vodka in purple Gatorade....gotta try a little better than that BP....you haven't even scratched the surface of things on my "disgusting meter" boss!!


Scotch and chocolate milk anyone??

When you wake up with those "Leaving Las Vegas" shakes nothing is off limits.
 
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