Steve Lukather One Liners..The Best of!!

[DrKev]

This thread makes me snort when I laugh. Wonderful!

 

[ba2m]

yes this thread is great!

 

[dmullen]

"I feel the band is on top of its game, tight yet relaxed like a good sphincter."

 

[GuitarHack]

This is a great thread.

 

[Beth]

I think somehow I ended up with a video of that night at the Coach House too. Great players, great evening!

 

[francric]

Oohhhhhh!

Yeah...now I remember (gulp).

keith, you caved......................you had BP whipping out video and stuff.

 

[kbaim]

keith, you caved......................you had BP whipping out video and stuff.

I know, I think the show was before I started buying Lukes (summer of '02 was my first purchase). I definitely remember the bass player being out of tune the whole night.



Thank you, goodnight!

 

[Big Poppa]

k Thats not nice to say about Tony Levin and Dave Larue

 

[mesadualrec]

I hate having to fish for this thread,I say we sticky it BP!!!


ohh I also dealt with the item in the ebay/craiglists for ya TOO bp!!


Sorry didnt mean that

Euan

 

[dmullen]

"I dont care how BIG my d*ck is, I am just glad it still works!"

 

[Dizzy]

"I dont care how BIG my d*ck is, I am just glad it still works!"

Hehe..... was wondering when someone would post that one

 

[mesadualrec]

haha

I was just on my way to post that

 

[petruccirocks02]

Not a one liner but here ya go anyway. "Try the Keith Richards tuning. Take the low E off the guitar and tune it G-D-G-B-D and you can play every Stones tune with the right voicings. Try it. You'll be standing on the table playing Start me up with a bottle of Jack and a hard on immediatly, hahaha!!!"

-Phil

 

[Ponch]

keith why not stop before i start posting pix I paid for the gig and we opened for steve
luke did a jeff beck song with his black sparkle

wooh I always wanna see Luke playing some of JB stuff.. man..that would be suppa cool!

 

[Ponch]

"I dont care how BIG my d*ck is, I am just glad it still works!"

LOL it reminds me one of the footages from TOTO dvd,when luke just joking around playing his guitar and singing in japanese about "" ..well you know what lol..I just don't want to spoiled the fun part.

 

[mesadualrec]

after reading through this again from page one


ahh Luke creases me up


some of these are fantastic

 

[dmullen]

What is the most out of the ordinary stringed instrument you have played?
LUKE: "The G string! haha"

What is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you while performing in a TOTO show?
LUKE: "The Shart!"

The what? Shart?
LUKE: "Yeah… that’s when you fart and end up ****ting your pants at the same time!"

 

[Junior]

What is the most out of the ordinary stringed instrument you have played?
LUKE: "The G string! haha"

What is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you while performing in a TOTO show?
LUKE: "The Shart!"

The what? Shart?
LUKE: "Yeah… that’s when you fart and end up ****ting your pants at the same time!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This one has me laughing for the past 5 minutes.

 

[mesadualrec]

LMFAO


that is hilarious!!!!


I liked that one very much


keep em coming

 

[dmullen]

"Texas BBQ, beer and tequila. It makes for a stool that looks like dead snails in your mom's meatloaf gravy."