Steve Lukather One Liners..The Best of!!

[mesadualrec]

OK I think we need this after reading another thread here


and also I seen this sorta thread on the Steve Vai forum too,

whats your fav. Steve Lukather One liner or phrase???


Mine is

' Im nothing but a turd in the punch bowl of guitar players'

ohh that made me laugh

let them rip folks

I can tell this is gonna be funny

 

[Big Poppa]

Most cant be posted here

the oldest one is when at a breakfast restaurant.....he orders French toast...but tells the waitress"bring me the toast , Ill french it myself"

 

[Big Poppa]

"Im so hungry I could eat boogers".....that was said in a restaurant....""

 

[kissmyaxe]

lol @ the French toast..too funny.

 

[Big Poppa]

'I never liked cocaine, I just liked the way it smelled"

 

[Sub1 Zero]

^haha

 

[Dizzy]

Some pretty funny comments at the start of this :

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGcJHmFA7yE"]YouTube - Steve Lukather with Marty Friedman GIG[/ame]

 

[Axilla]

Wooo Dizzy - I never heard Luke play Megadeth before
Much appreciation for Marty Friedman, too - he's a great player and a really nice & friendly guy - great chops...
Not that much of an insider to Luke's private life to have such good one-liners here as BP..

 

[Roxy]

At the Guitar Player Guitar Hero event in Cleveland Luke said something along the lines of "so uptight I could **** through a Lifesaver."

 

[Luc]

'I never liked cocaine, I just liked the way it smelled"

That quote is just ballbouncingly funny

 

[dwells]

how good is marty friedman !!! hes the best !!!
lukather is king

 

[mesadualrec]

hahaha

these are funny


thanks BP

you have inside action

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Luke is a great guy, and hilarious as well!

 

[Big Poppa]

"the Eighties, They Told Me I Had A Good Time"

 

[Axilla]

"the Eighties, They Told Me I Had A Good Time"

Almost dropped dead laughing !

 

[mesadualrec]

is that one related to the smell of cocaine one

 

[Big Poppa]

Im so hungry I could eat the Assh*le out of a low flying duck"

 

[Big Poppa]

"Bed wetting sleep"....When asked how he slept last night"

 

[mesadualrec]

Im so hungry I could eat the Assh*le out of a low flying duck"

lol

hahahhaaha

that is the best yet


ohhh man

that is VERY funny

 

[Big Poppa]

"Does Flipper have a blowhole?"

When asked uf he wanted a cocktail

(for you youngsters or foriegn catsorinos another luke word...flipper was a 60's us tv show about a talented dolphin.