Steve Lukather One Liners..The Best of!!

[PeteDuBaldo]

"Speaking of pulled pork, how is your rash coming along?"

 

[bovinehost]

You sure he meant that Flipper?

"Flipper" is one of those Luke words that makes you stop and consider.

 

[Ricman]

Luke was kind enough to send a wedding greeting to a friend of mine.....

"To Nick and Sara.....Hope you have have many years of hapiness and hope that all your children look like me...."

Top bloke.

 

[Dead-Eye]

"Does Flipper have a blowhole?"

When asked uf he wanted a cocktail

(for you youngsters or foriegn catsorinos another luke word...flipper was a 60's us tv show about a talented dolphin.

I'm young and German and I know it...well, they did show it here and I probably saw reruns when I was a kid.

 

[kevin]

[ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=lmxVVbuIxeI"]YouTube - Luke in...CANDYMAN![/ame]

 

[Axilla]

"Does Flipper have a blowhole?"

When asked uf he wanted a cocktail

(for you youngsters or foriegn catsorinos another luke word...flipper was a 60's us tv show about a talented dolphin.

...not that young anymore, German too, seen it as a child on German TV
The series have run over and over again here...

 

[leftyguitarblue]

'I never liked cocaine, I just liked the way it smelled"

THATS a great one.

 

[mesadualrec]

Im so hungry I could eat the Assh*le out of a low flying duck"

I still think this one is the funniest yet!!


god that is a stroke of genius

 

[Big Poppa]

Im so hungry i could eat grandma's A$$

 

[mesadualrec]

Im so hungry i could eat grandma's A$$

 

[Butch Snyder]

Man, those are funny!!! I saw a youtube vid where he's in a studio; recording. It must be in Japan or somewhere. The music was very 80's-sounding; but it was recent. He kept cracking one-liners and had the staff in stitches. I don't see how they got anything done....

 

[TylerDowBryant]

When Luke was describing music man guitars to me, he said, "it's like the first time you ever used lotion in the shower."

When Luke asked about my love life...he said something like..."have you been keeping flipper in the ocean?" haha...

back to class

 

[mesadualrec]

so flipper is another term to the lukather then

 

[Big Poppa]

That girl was so ugle she made Abe Vigoda's daughter look hot

 

[AnthonyD]

Funny!





(wondering how many get the Abe Vigoda reference)

 

[ba2m]

from an interview on a magazine :

"when Keith Richard plays 'Start Me Up' my dick is hard as rock, but i also dig the impossible chords"

only him who able to say something like that in a magazine..

 

[Lucious]

Wow.. hahaha

I am only funny to my friends. "Its all in the delivery. "Thats what I am about to tell my wife in a few weeks! haha
We are havin a baby girl due very soon.

I am very flattered and laughed my ass off this morning with this sh*t. hahaha
Thanks I needed it. I am honored to be your very own punching bag. BELIEVE me..I get the show biz joke. Dont EVER take yourself THAT serious. Its bad for your health!
Have a good one and I will be watching for new stuff. If I get some new material I will post it but perhaps I will wait till I catch up with some of you cats in Coachella. Its better in person. haha
Lucious

 

[mesadualrec]

thought you might like this thread

its in your honor my friend


Luke = one of the funniest guys on the planet,ohh also in the dictionary beside Steve Lukather it says something about being an O.K guitarist

 

[phatduckk]

luke told me and beej a story that made us fall over while hanging at open house. he also said not to tell anyone.

 

[phatduckk]

i think BP posted something that went something like this a while ago...

BP: Luke meet xxx from GC
Luke: who do i have to blow to get you guys to stock my guitar?