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[ras1983]

You mean "capiche'"?? Where you from??

Melbourn, Australia. but english is NOT my strong point...

 

[ras1983]

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk:


Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.

LOL! thats getting forwarded to a few e-mails...

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Cool..always "full flush" in life...I do...

 

[dlloyd]

Also, being a begining bass player, I would love some tips - i.e., things that you don't want to do as a bass player, etiquite wise, things to do to be a better bass player, etcetera.

Don't wait until you're "good enough" to join a band. Playing with others is a great way to filter out bad ideas and gauge your ability.

Six months of lessons and you should be good to go.