The Dude in Mexico..likely scenarios

[adouglas]

Gift on the way!

Seriously...have a great trip!

 

[tkarter]

The Dude is in the first place he has never been in trouble. It is going to take them a bit to figure it out.

Then he earns citizenship.

Tu intiende?

tk

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

The Dude is in the first place he has never been in trouble.

Well, there was this one time in Ensenada but the cops are easily bribed.

 

[tkarter]

My sig covers that too.

tk

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Hint: Chances are...if I've been there before, I've been in trouble there...don't bet against it. The "Ensenada Incident" was somewhere about 1989 at that bar where you have to do beer bongs while hanging upside down or something (Husongs' Cantina?? Papa's & Beer???). Then I recall then some sort of ruckus at the pharmacy kitty corner across the street (hey, someone told me you could get ludes there) and then a brawl with a carnitas cart vendor. A couple hundred bucks to the local constabulatory and they were wheeling me back on my cruise ship on a luggage cart while eating a piece of some sort of meat on a stick.

 

[tkarter]

Fair enuff.

tk

 

[maddog]

Don't Drink The Water......

No worries, as we would say on band trips, grain'll kill it.

 

[SteveB]

and then a brawl with a carnitas cart vendor.

I don't have a problem with that. Good carnitas are worth fighting for!

 

[maddog]

I don't have a problem with that. Good carnitas are worth fighting for!

Is that why they got them bullfighters down there?

 

[SteveB]

Is that why they got them bullfighters down there?

Well, carnitas are pork actually.. but hey.. maybe they have to fight the bulls to see who gets the pig?

 

[tkarter]

Naw but if you fight the bull you sure aren't likely to want to go home with the pig.

tk

 

[maddog]

Well, carnitas are pork actually.. but hey.. maybe they have to fight the bulls to see who gets the pig?

Did I say bullfighter? No, I meant boarfighter. I must've slipped while typing.

I am a gringo and will now shut my mouth.

 

[francric]

Karen said when I showed her this thread this morning....What a bunch of kooks you guys really need to get a life!

and there it is in a nut shell..........our forum...

 

[tkarter]

Karen is not wrong. Whom among us can say that?

tk

 

[maddog]

and there it is in a nut shell..........our forum...

Having lived in the low-end of the audible spectrum for most of my life, I've found that guys in the deep end are something special.

 

[Beth]

Cipro


ask for the generic (damn pharmeceutical industry)


stay away from anything that isn't fully cooked, peeled or bottled


as good as those hot dogs wrapped in bacon from the street vendors smell, don't eat 'em


try to stay hydrated


and have a GREAT time!!

 

[bovinehost]

Cipro has saved my life more than once.

Standard issue when operating in jungle.

Also when eating what may have possibly been monkey on a stick in rural Panama.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Got a fresh supply of Bactrim already packed...should do the trick if I get anything. Good old fashioned sulfa drug. Anything else just takes a pair of tweezers and a Bic lighter and some thread...

 

[Rimshot]

Cash paid for pix of Dude licking a Bajo Sexto

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Cash paid for pix of Dude licking a Bajo Sexto

I'll see what I can do...send funds to Jack to hold in escrow.