The Grass is Always Greener

[Father Gino]

The White Bongo

the white bongo haunts me...

Aye! He took me leg he did. I've been sailin' the seven seas these last 4 years a trackin' 'im downe. And when I finds him, I'll pluck his batteries out with me own hands! Aye... the great white bongo, spawned from ye devil hisself!

 

[Father Gino]

Confession time:

I never heard of a Cutlass.

Of course you have. That's one of them big swords the pirates a use.

I never owned a Stingray.

I always wanted a Sabre.

I must one day own a Stingray.

I never like the way a 5 string Stingray looks.

I don't drink.

I don't smoke.

I'm obsessed with women.

I stole a radio off of a biker many years ago because it felt like bear hunting with knife.

I never stole another thing after that.

I just lied. I took some ice cream home when I drove a good humor truck but paid kharmically by having the wiper blades and antenna stolen off of my car the same day.

Mmmmmmm, lots of lying & lusting I see here in you my son. OK, I have your penance all worked out: Firstly wait for the first concurrent power blackout and moonless night. Then smoke 2 packs of non-filter Kools while drinking a case of Colt 45. Thus prepared, sally forth to a hated geetar store (of your choice) and steal a Stingray. I'd say steal a Sabre too, but that would be too hard to find. Maybe you could wait and steal a 2 pupper when they're available. Anyway, back to the subject at hand...

For committing this heinous crime, you will be punished by discovering that in the darkness you accidently stole a Taiwanese made Gibson EB1 knock off which you will then have to play for the rest of your life. Go in piece.

Oh wait. I forgot about the women part. OK, so for this lustful obsession, you must get three wives. That'll take care of that obsession for sure.

 

[maddog]

Aye! He took me leg he did. I've been sailin' the seven seas these last 4 years a trackin' 'im downe. And when I finds him, I'll pluck his batteries out with me own hands! Aye... the great white bongo, spawned from ye devil hisself!

I think the forum has christened another one. Should it simply be Moby Dick or something more allusionary like The Great White Whale?

Good call Padre!

 

[bovinehost]

I wish I had my custom sea foam green with checkerboard binding sr pick in the bridge position sabre in the front bound neck....stolen in germany

I wish I had that, too. For the record, I have only been to Germany once and that was last year - and I didn't see the fabled sea foam green SR.

Sterling, the Ric is being built to my specifications - and with love. If you see it on eBay, you have my permission to beat me with a body blank.

 

[bassmonkeee]

I think the forum has christened another one. Should it simply be Moby Dick or something more allusionary like The Great White Whale?

Good call Padre!

Actually, it's been referred to as Moby, or The Great White Whale since I got it. Nothing new here.

 

[phatduckk]

i think this thread takes on a new meaning with the 2 pup tease pics starting to show up

 

[maddog]

Actually, it's been referred to as Moby, or The Great White Whale since I got it. Nothing new here.

Aw shucks Low-end Primate, I guess I ain't been payin' attention . The Moby Dick reference the padre put forth was most excellent tho'.