The official out of retirement thread N.U.B.M.F.T.G.D

[Smellybum]

Hehehe - this is great fun - I can see why BP loves torture!


BP - I would have loved a RW 25th - I still can't put my regular one down, and i can only imagine the killer tones you could get out of one with a rosewood neck! perhaps 2012 will be the year of rosewood neck upgrades? (Fishing is fun too!) and if it was smelly I'd make mine pork with BBQ sauce ;-)


Stray -you're on the money I think AL's are amazing - but that's 3 in Smelly's ball vault, time to branch out.

In terms of sourcing it - Sweat is the closest as to how it came about - would you beleive I was actaully looking for a jukebox on google when I found the store's website...

I was going to reveal what it is - but this is so much fun I'll keep it going! - however since you've all been guessing.... here's a picture of the guitar WHICH SUCKS SO MUCH IT HURTS!

 

[Jonny Dubai]

20th silo hardtail???????

 

[Smellybum]

20th silo hardtail???????

no sir, again another fine guitar, but not this time. :-D

 

[spkirby]

Gold Roller.... for those Scottish Ronnie moments?

 

[Coffeemug]

Gold Roller.... for those Scottish Ronnie moments?

Gold Roller would be awesome but they don't come with natty headstocks...we'll have to keep on guessing!

 

[spkirby]

Gold Roller would be awesome but they don't come with natty headstocks...we'll have to keep on guessing!

Ahh yeah I was initially fooled by the unusual Highland sunshine glinting off the headstock

 

[threeminutesboy]

It could be an all roasted neck gold roller

 

[Slav123]

A natural ASS?

 

[fbecir]

A real Scottish guitar ?

 

[fbecir]

Or are you a real clansman ?

 

[Smellybum]

Wow you guys are hitting some great shots - Gold ROller would be an excellent addition - and may well be later in the year (after my summer hols) but not for this.....


One of you was scary close - so before I put you out of your misery (and i wish I could do this every day - Torture is the new GAS!)


It has a trem, I had a variant of it before, but it's a currnet model..... I'll be home in a couple of hours, see if you can figure it out.

Smelly out

 

[Spudmurphy]

I would have said a red hardtail EVH but now I remember that you were always envious of my first guitar a Watkins Rapier and just had to have one/ Let me know when you have installed the Axis pickups into it ...

 

[Jonny Dubai]

Its not he JP BFR that's in the glasgow Guitar Guitar???? Black sugar with roasted neck???

J

 

[Smellybum]

Its not he JP BFR that's in the glasgow Guitar Guitar???? Black sugar with roasted neck???

J

Well........ no!

 

[Smellybum]

I would have said a red hardtail EVH but now I remember that you were always envious of my first guitar and just had to have one/ Let me know when you have installed the Axis pickups into it ...


Red EVH Hard tail was on the table but we couldn't reach a deal - plus I'm a bit glad having seen BP's comments about the adjustments/improvements they had to make when they did the axis - progress rocks.

 

[Purple ASS]

Wow you guys are hitting some great shots - Gold ROller would be an excellent addition - and may well be later in the year (after my summer hols) but not for this.....


One of you was scary close - so before I put you out of your misery (and i wish I could do this every day - Torture is the new GAS!)


It has a trem, I had a variant of it before, but it's a currnet model..... I'll be home in a couple of hours, see if you can figure it out.

Smelly out

Well.... I think you had a Sub, so perhaps a Silo Special, I Think you had n ASS, so maybe one with MM90s (should have grabbed mine when you had the chance

 

[Smellybum]

you guys are awful - it's like shooting fish in a barrel.....


OK- without further a do etc etc.


A very nice man named Randy (I know it's a common name in the US, but in the UK it has comedic merit!) at infinity guitars texas - who's internet claim to fame is he's on page 46 of Rockola cd jukeboxes with ipod if you type it in to google sold me this used axis....

This is one of the best quilts I've EVER seen, sexy from all angles and through the gift of Fedex it's winging it's way to me... soon

Look at the sucky top on this S E XX YYY!!!!

I am a very happy smelly to make a come back - OOOOOooooooooooo yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

 

[FantasyMetal]

Very nice! Congrats!

 

[Purple ASS]

ASStounding. Nice snag Smelly

 

[Smellybum]

ASStounding. Nice snag Smelly

Gracias amigo - what else would a smelly bum get - an ass!