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The waiting is the hardest part

adouglas said:
I've got a set of Straploks and a screwdriver on my desk at work, waiting for delivery.
That is so true for me too. I will be taking delivery at my house so I have a list of people I will put on UPS my House Arrest. Last time I took delivery on a guitar the ups driver drove past my house 4 times before I finally stepped out in the street and drew a bead on him. When he saw I was getting an EBMM he understood my actions and thanked me for showing him the error of his ways.
 
ya waiting sux. i always swore id never order an EB but alas i was forced to and now i think im dying.

so to mitigate the waiting pains i have embarked on a new mission. oncethis bastard is sold ill hold a biased poll to help me decide the specs of my next "hold me over till they make my HS Sterling" bass
 
Oct 5, 2005
5:56 A.M.
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NORWALK, CT, US
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OUT FOR DELIVERY
3:00 A.M.
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NORWALK, CT, US
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ARRIVAL SCAN
2:17 A.M.
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STRATFORD, CT, US
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DEPARTURE SCAN

Nail chew, nail chew, nail chew, nervous tic, nervous tic, nervous tic....

MEMORANDUM
From: adouglas
To: The Boss
Re: Productivity on Wednesday, October 5

Due to the side effects of a severe GAS attack, my effectiveness and productivity will be severely hampered today. Symptoms of the disease are acute, but transitory, and I should be back to normal tomorrow.

The expected symptoms include compulsive checking of clocks, frequent visits to the loading dock, sudden distraction at the sound of delivery trucks, severely shortened attention span, doodling of odd shapes on writing pads and a general disconnection from reality (even moreso than usual).

Thank you for your understanding. This is a debilitating condition that I have no control over. I do not expect it to impact on the deadlines I'm facing this week.
 
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