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Dizzy
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Nothing important, just thought I'd better contribute more to "my" thread.
In the interest of maintaining the Forum's biggest ever Hijack, let's try and get photoshopped pics of saucy women body painted in Dargie II.
Note that my preference for optional Piercing content is for Chrome or White Gold.
None of this Yellow gold rubbish please ..... HEHE
And for the lady Forum Members, Leftyguitarblue has offered to bodypaint himself in DD2
(although he probably choose a Solid colour, like the "VIAGRA BLUE" of BP's HHH AL - apparently DD2 will only add to his "flip-flop" problem.)
In the interest of maintaining the Forum's biggest ever Hijack, let's try and get photoshopped pics of saucy women body painted in Dargie II.
Note that my preference for optional Piercing content is for Chrome or White Gold.
None of this Yellow gold rubbish please ..... HEHE
And for the lady Forum Members, Leftyguitarblue has offered to bodypaint himself in DD2
(although he probably choose a Solid colour, like the "VIAGRA BLUE" of BP's HHH AL - apparently DD2 will only add to his "flip-flop" problem.)
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leftyguitarblue
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Then I'll paint a sheep in dargie 2 and you let us know if it looks gold from the front or back. (just take turns, it's not like you'll be the only man there)
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Dizzy
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Then I'll paint a sheep in dargie 2 and you let us know if it looks gold from the front or back. (just take turns, it's not like you'll be the only man there)
LMAO - Hey, you're getting good at this !
Now, speaking of back-to-front, isn't it time for you to go trim your beard so it looks even MORE like hairy butt before the filming of "Lefty Love 4 - Return of the Reversible Retard " ???
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leftyguitarblue
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LMAO - Hey, you're getting good at this !
Now, speaking of back-to-front, isn't it time fo you to go trim your beard to make it looks even MORE like hairy butt before the filming of "Lefty Love 4 - Return of the Reversible Retard " ???
maybe you can give me some pointers, you did direct the first 3 right?
He shoots...he scores!
DrGonzo5150
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He told me they used peanut butter to make it look like they were talking... Amongst other things.
Dizzy
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He shoots...he scores!
Lefty, Lefty, Lefty - always climaxing too early.
Yep - I applied for the job by disguising myself as Bruno and walking with a limp.
Directing was an easy job I must say - just put a bunch of you in a room and let the cameras roll...... Watching the result was more difficult - you guys get up to some disturbing stuff !
The hardest part was consoling the lot of you when we discovered there was only a right-handed guitar in props, and the lot of you started crying, pissing and moaning beyond belief.......
Big Poppa
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this is out there......
nice that dizzy knows what color viagra is
nice that dizzy knows what color viagra is
DrGonzo5150
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Hahahaha... How's it been working our for you Dizz?
Dizzy
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Fine thanks mate !
To be honest I didn't notice much difference at all, but your girlfriend was raving about it.
See, she started wearing me out after 10-15 consecutive 1hr sessions, so we decided to give it a try.
Now we get 15-20 no sweat !!
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Ernieballplayer
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Lmao!!!
DrGonzo5150
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Fine thanks mate !
To be honest I didn't notice much difference at all, but your girlfriend was raving about it.
See, she started wearing me out after 10-15 consecutive 1hr sessions, so we decided to give it a try.
Now we get 15-20 no sweat !!
Sorry to break it to you Dizz, but she didn't have the heart. Your concept of sessions is all wrong...
After that initial 3 minutes, the 57 minutes of crying and apologising doesn't count.
On the plus side, did you know it counts towards her community service?!
DrGonzo5150
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Sorry Dizz i'm out the door.. two shows on the road this w/e.. I'll retort to whatever you comeback with on monday Rock'n'roll people - have a good w/e
Rock'n'roll people - have a good w/e 
robelinda2
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What a bunch of crazy Aussies, the forum wouldnt be the same without us!
Dizzy
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LMFAO !!!
Oh well, 20 sessions is still 20 sessions, I guess
But yes, I DID get very upset and apologise after each session - it was really sad to see such a pretty girl limping so badly.
Have a good weekend mate - you're gigging in Geraldton hey ??
Pity about the timing - I was there a couple of weeks ago.
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leftyguitarblue
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EDIT; Dizzy brings out the worst in me, so I edited this whole post.
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Dizzy
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soooooo....................Dizzy, are you getting that gold roller you porn directing, viagra taking, fishnet stocking wearing, sheep f***ing, s*xually dissapointing bloke? (look through the whole thread, I'm just stating facts. And normally my posts would not be so vulgar in these forums, but it's Dizzy were talking about here.)
Nope, no GR for me lefty - the Gold Hardware kills it for me.
(I am spewing).
PS for your next lead role we're planning a "Something about Mary" scene with your beard instead of your ear.
Or is it your butt. ?
Oh, I don't know, - can you label them for us ??.
No-one on set could tell last time.
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leftyguitarblue
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Nope, no GR for me lefty - the Gold Hardware kills it for me.
(I am spewing).
PS for your next lead role we're planning a "Something about Mary" scene with your beard instead of your ear.
Or is it your butt. ?
Oh, I don't know, - can you label them for us ??.
No-one on set could tell last time.
shhhhhhhh, giving away set secrets?!!?!? you're fired. And no gold roller?
with those 2 revelations, this thread needs to die.
Dizzy
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shhhhhhhh, giving away set secrets?!!?!? you're fired. And no gold roller?
with those 2 revelations, this thread needs to die.
Nah mate, seriously - I was dead set keen on a Dargie Gold Roller. An all mahog Silo would be awesome - but I just don't do Gold Hardware. I've got two 20ths (one being the holy grail), and a classic regular Silo - so decided against it.
But what I've got incoming will make you sh*t your pants.......
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leftyguitarblue
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Nah mate, seriously - I was dead set keen on a Dargie Gold Roller. An all mahog Silo would be awesome - but I just don't do Gold Hardware. I've got two 20ths (one being the holy grail), and a classic regular Silo - so decided against it.
But what I've got incoming will make you sh*t your pants.......
hey, you like what you like mate. If your gold's not your thing, that's cool. Your 20th's are phenomenal.
I'm intrigued, can't wait to see your incoming purchase.
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