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Fred E.

Fred E.

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Big Poppa said:
Whilst Ruminating On It Fred Check Your Post Count.
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I am, I am--that Newbie tag haunts me...& now I see that some cop from Tiffin, Ohio is a Junior member.

All I want to say is that Jack is the reason I came here in the first place. Although recently my EBMM family has taken a dramatic upward spike in numbers.
 
lorino

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Low Post Count?

Big Poppa said:
Is it a coincidence that the guys with the fewest posts like you the most?
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I don't like Jack - he held me hostage in his home with another strange man. They fed me strange alcohol concoctions, and there was no beer. It was late, I was confused, I've never been the same.

JW, you ruined me.

JIM

PS: other strange man was pretty damn talented.
 
1Echo

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Big Poppa said:
Is it a coincidence that the guys with the fewest posts like you the most?
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Hey, I'm a newbie who has yet to form an opinion.:D If Dall-Ass is anywhere near Dallas then perhaps we should have a drink so I can become a fully-informed supporter of the great Jack. ;)
 
SLUGGO

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Jack, I don't know you personally, but you represent yourself and EBMM well here on the forum. You have given every hint a person who cares about the customer and us forumites. I hope all this junk is behind everyone now and we can all get on with talking about about more important matters ...like...."Do real men drink Apple Martini's?!"
 
Oldtoe

Oldtoe

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Sorry for jumping your ass way back when, BFB. I was having some issues at the time, sir.
 
Fred E.

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armybass said:
I did not know that anyone counted sperm. And I thought my job sucked.:confused:
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There are those bad jobs out there. I've often thought that the guy at the zoo who has to jack off the male gorillas for semen for breeding must have one of the worst jobs of all.

After that, I guess it's the guy who has to get the female gorilla drunk to receive same semen.
 
Mobay45

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Here's some love for Jack from somebody that doesn't have a low post count!

And Jack is definitely one of those people that you can trust to do the right thing on just a handshake as are, IMHO, all but one of the people that I've met here that have been on this board.

I've been pretty quiet through this whole ordeal but I have been keeping close tabs, hoping and praying that everyone would get what they had coming.

I think that there's still one person left that hasn't really gotten what they have coming.

And yes, I've been ruined by martinis at Camp Bovine too. Thank God that that Jack is such a gracious host and let me spend the night along with several others.
 
bovinehost

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Not that I don't appreciate the cyber-man-love - I do. I really do. And I thank each of you, especially those of you with low post and sperm count, for tossing in and making me feel much better about all that's gone on these last few months.

But I wasn't fishing for support. It's really and truly about YOU GUYS.

Well, except Larry.

No, no, even Larry. Maybe even ESPECIALLY Larry. People said he couldn't make it without Moe and Curly, but look at him now, look at him now.

Anyway, I thank you, but you're the ones who deserve the big pat on the back.

Jack
 
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