Tone: Not what I expected!

[Mobay45]

Hi
I just cooked myself some pasta, and I tell you it isn't exactly the way I expected it to be.
I didn't have the time to read the package, or a cook book for that matter. In fact, I was in such a hurry I didn't even have time to call my mom and ask her what to do (that's my usual m.o.)
Anyway, I cooked the pasta just like I cook potatoes, about 30 mins in the oven, some olive oil and spices, and it tastes nothing like what I'm used to.

A little too crunchy?

 

[adouglas]

Hi
I just cooked myself some pasta, and I tell you it isn't exactly the way I expected it to be.
I didn't have the time to read the package, or a cook book for that matter. In fact, I was in such a hurry I didn't even have time to call my mom and ask her what to do (that's my usual m.o.)
Anyway, I cooked the pasta just like I cook potatoes, about 30 mins in the oven, some olive oil and spices, and it tastes nothing like what I'm used to.

Ah, the best kind of troll! That's so well written it's really hard to tell if you're serious or not!

Try flinging some of it at the wall. If it sticks, it's done.

 

[strummer]

A little too crunchy?

It isn't entirely impossible that I have stumbled on the ancient top secret recepie for chop sticks.

 

[strummer]

Ah, the best kind of troll! That's so well written it's really hard to tell if you're serious or not!

Try flinging some of it at the wall. If it sticks, it's done.

If flung at a wall it will make a crackling kind of noise. Does that mean I have a ground problem?

 

[BigBallz]

If flung at a wall it will make a crackling kind of noise. Does that mean I have a ground problem?

You are DEFINATLY not grounded!!

 

[radiotrib]

I presume your spaghetti lacked that "fat , warm bottom, with some snap in it for thumbing" ....

 

[strummer]

You are DEFINATLY not grounded!!

Something about a kite nudges at the back of my head

 

[Golem]

If flung at a wall it will make a crackling kind of noise. Does that mean I have a ground problem?

Ya. Fill the pot with water, olive oil, and vinegar.

 

[adouglas]

Could this thread get any MORE hijacked?

 

[radiotrib]

Find the lightest gauge D string you can get, and use it as a heavy G .. that'll boost it ...

and if that doesn't fatten it up, feed it some fried "spaghetti a la swede" ...