UK BASH - A smelly eye view!

Smellybum

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Well -er, Smelly was er... killed on the way home and this is his...er... twin...

Hi All, It's not every night you make a total tool of yourself in front of hundreds of people, the worlds media, Albert Lee, and a room full of great players - BUT I DID IT!

WHAT A NIGHT! - I've just arrived home, my feet hurt and I want a bath, I'm quickly uploading those pics that were missed During Feild Reporter JimmyB's streaming webcast (A Stroke of genius by the way) - I also have a tonne of mini-cam footage that would put Paris Hilton to shame which will get editted,

Congrats to OLplayer, Well deserved, Ther were so many of you, it was an amazing atmosphere, and even better than last year, thank you to Pete for doing this, you did us prout your lemon ness, To the Devil - you have taught me so much (mainly to run but...)

this post probably doesn't even make sense, I'm wrecked, enjoy the pics - one thing though Wegee Spirkby, Dstockden, Spud, DaveB, PurpleAss (kev) OLPlayer Tim O - Patrice -and MAGNUS!!!! - tiffles, my head is mince, If I missed you out I'm sorry - you know who you are!!!

Big Poppa, - next year is Pete's last one, that gives you 364 days to plan to get here -or we're coming for you !!!! - Please support the Lemon before he retires!!!

Enjoy - be intouch when my head stops spinning


Pictures by Smellybum5150 - Photobucket
 
Here's one of my favourites.

Chutney (the ferret) with Jamie

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The old ferret seems to be a bit of a babe magnet!!!
 
Here's one of my favourites.

Chutney (the ferret) with Jamie

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The old ferret seems to be a bit of a babe magnet!!!

Yes Smelly, certainly did manage to entice a large group of women to pose with it, must get myself one of those!
 
^ he aint kidding either !!
Who was the really tall blond who liked stroking the ferret?

I guess BP would say "she didn't exist without pics" ha!


I think her name was Helen , I dont know why i think that but im sure when i was leaving I heard her being called that?!
 
I think her name was Helen , I dont know why i think that but im sure when i was leaving I heard her being called that?!

Her name was Laura - she worked for some company exhibiting at the show. Met her fiance too. What was more entertaining was watching one of our forum friends trying to chat her up, with her husband-to-be standing 3 feet away!
 
fantastic night guys and it was great to meet ye all again and meet other members that i didnt meet before.
I timed my toilet break to perfection and didnt get up to duel with the devil even though i could hear him calling my name from the bathroom lol.
I suppose i am a big chicken........i will have to go up next year and get ass whooped by the man himself,cant run forever!
 
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Her name was Laura - she worked for some company exhibiting at the show. Met her fiance too. What was more entertaining was watching one of our forum friends trying to chat her up, with her husband-to-be standing 3 feet away!

helen , Laura so similar in sound!
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Are you going to reveal who it was Tim?:rolleyes:;)
 
No, it's true for the bash as well!!

I think a change of name here to STUDMurphy may be in order.

(It wasn't him by the wa)

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The ferret won her over!!

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Actually, she was a really great sport, it probably gets a bit tiring working at these events and having blokes leering all day. I have similar problems myself, with girls just using me for eye candy!!!!
 
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I remember you taking that photo now! - I remember saying "Let me show Sterling that us Brits can have a good set of gnashers" - yes they are all mine and don't spend any time in a glass of sterident everynight"

... oh yeah and as Jimi says, chatting her up? - "not me m'lud"

- she was tall!!" - I'm 6 foot six ;) - so she gotta be 7 foot!!
 
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The ferret won her over!!

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Actually, she was a really great sport, it probably gets a bit tiring working at these events and having blokes leering all day. I have similar problems myself, with girls just using me for eye candy!!!!

She probably understands that we dont get out much! That and the fact guitar shops are filled with sweaty herberts most of the time and not women!
 
Who was the Devil?

The devil is areally sound bloke who works for strings and things,the company that promote&distribute all things EBMM in the uk&Ireland.
He invites people up to dual with him and he rips them to pieces with his guitar playing:D
 
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